Star Trek XI+ Haiku

Join the Mile High Club
In My Ornithopter
As We Ride Over Dune



Phallic Victory
Success in the Sietch Orgy
Muad'Dib indeed

 

Muad'dib means mouse
But Paul Atreides is hung
Like no mouse I know

Distracting bulges
In the stillsuits of Fremen
Sweet Shai-Hulud!

 

(loved your "thumper"! )


Muad'Dib the Man
Is Endowed with Many Gifts
Hung like Shai Hulud

 

In pre-Rise stillness
I sip my hot Spice Coffee
I am Arrakis

 

The spice and the worms
The Fremen in their sietches
Dunes of Arrakis

 

Wormhole, Crysknife, One
May thy blade never shatter
Weapon of the Sietch

 

I KNOW how lame this might sound, but I got shivers when I "saw" your words...

 

The Golden Path looms
Leto the God Emperor
Reigns on forever

 

Muad'Dib! Muad'
Dib! Muad' Dib! Muad' Dib!
Muad' Dib! Muad' ---


---damn....ran out of syllables!

 

The Landsraad made Plans
Representing Great Houses
But, they Diminished...

Shaddam/Harkonnen
The Padisha Emperor
Meets Futility


The Landsraad was the body that represented all the Great Houses during the days of the Imperium. It was ruled by the High Council and overseen by the Padishah Emperor

 

"Dibski"?
"Dib Man"?


The Muad' Dib Man!
Goin' to the Copier!
Makin' some copies!

 

The Spice must flow so
The Navigators can get
High and transport us

 

Crystal Gale loved Spice
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
For Songs of Muad'Dib

 

No Longer Human
Edric Guides Heighliner Ships
Baked in the Cosmos

To see Muad'dib
Without seeing Harkonnen
Is to see Nothing

Inspired by the words of Princess Irulan

With Sugar and Spice
What are Little Boys made of
And Everything Nice

From ~ Nursery Rhymes of Paul Atreides

 

What is the Guildsman's
Favorite musical style?
The Spice Melange Blues.



A beginning is
A very delicate time.
One oh one nine one.

 

When I last came here
This thread had only 6 posts;
Haikus exploded!

 

And it folded space
From Star Trek to the Dune realm.
Fedaykin jihad!

 

In all my travels
Highly Spiced, Reading Post-Song
This Thread Sings to Me

From ~ The Musings of Muad'dib


Martok and Wormhole
Both Balladeer and Swordsman
Proving their Mettle

From ~ Duke Leto I; The Private Papers

 

Excellent!!!

Oh, you still owe me a new shirt for the one. I spilled coffee on, reading your "Riker Google" Post!

 

The Thinking Machines
The Butlerian Jihad
Forbids and outlawed

Hmm, that didn't work out so well. Butlerian Jihad is really hard to work into a haiku.