Star Trek XI+ Haiku

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies: Kelvin Universe' started by martok2112, Apr 20, 2015.

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  1. martok2112

    martok2112 Commodore Commodore

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    Trying haiku for the Abrams' era films.

    STAR TREK:
    A Romulan's rage
    A rebel's rise to command
    An old show reborn.

    STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS:
    A Klingon war comes
    So says Admiral Marcus
    A new wrath for Khan.

    STAR TREK 3:
    A film yet produced.
    High hopes for the writing staff.
    May bring Star Trek 4?


    Anyone else?
     
    martok2112, Apr 20, 2015
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  2. Cyke101

    Cyke101 Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Star Trek
    For he is mighty,
    We pledge our loyalty.
    Hail Captain Robau!

    Star Trek Into Darkness
    Captain Pike is dead.
    Sherlock Holmes and Robocop
    Must pay for their sins.
     
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  3. Robert D. Robot

    Robert D. Robot Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

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    Uhura and Spock
    Her 'tantrum' in front of Kirk
    Made me scratch my head.

    (I have accepted the new dynamics in this Universe and have moved on, though! Really :) )
     
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  4. martok2112

    martok2112 Commodore Commodore

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    Cool stuff. Any other takers? :)
     
    martok2112, Apr 21, 2015
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  5. mahler

    mahler Lieutenant Commander

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    The time has come
    For Nero to change the past
    A hero is reborn
     
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  6. The Wormhole

    The Wormhole Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Oh why zero five one four
    Makes no sense at all
     
    The Wormhole, May 5, 2015
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  7. Woulfe

    Woulfe Commodore Commodore

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    I wish I knew how to Haiku
    I don't know what to do
    I could just rhyme in verse
    There are things that could be worse
    I'm so bad at this I could curse
    This Haiku is a total wreck
    It's hard to link it to Star Trek
     
    Woulfe, May 6, 2015
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  8. HIjol

    HIjol Vice Admiral Admiral

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    "Spock"

    Two Spocks Together
    Both Carrying Emotion
    Each Seeking Logic

    "MouthBreather"

    Kirk Under The Sheets
    Then He Is Under The Bed
    Looking And Lurking

    "JJ"

    JJ Loves Lens Flares
    He Admitted It Himself
    But He Also Likes Star Trek
     
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  9. martok2112

    martok2112 Commodore Commodore

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    I am thankful to see more takers on this. :)
    And don't worry....I ain't judgin'. It's all in fun. :)
     
    martok2112, May 14, 2015
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  10. HIjol

    HIjol Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Cardassia Prime
    Homeworld of Cardassians
    Impossible Necks

    Gene Roddenberry
    Great Bird of the Galaxy
    Complicated Man

    Star Ship Enterprise
    A Ship of Magnificence
    Want her Captain's Chair
     
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  11. 2takesfrakes

    2takesfrakes Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

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    Alice Eve

    She makes Carol Marcus look hot
    Which has not escaped James Kirk
    Or anyone else on the Paramount lot
     
    2takesfrakes, May 14, 2015
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  12. M'Sharak

    M'Sharak Definitely Herbert. Maybe. Moderator

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    Illegal haiku
    Not syllables five, seven, five
    Five-Yar penalty


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    Also, don't you think
    Such posts about Alice Eve
    Are getting creepy?
     
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  13. martok2112

    martok2112 Commodore Commodore

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    The ref has called it
    Illegal syllable count
    Penalty sustained.


    PLAY BALL! :D
     
    martok2112, May 15, 2015
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  14. The Wormhole

    The Wormhole Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Oh sweet fucking shit
    Moderator used haiku
    Such awesome moment
     
    The Wormhole, May 15, 2015
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  15. martok2112

    martok2112 Commodore Commodore

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    I too was amazed.
    Your avatar says it all.
    Teal'c's favorite word. :)
     
    martok2112, May 15, 2015
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  16. HIjol

    HIjol Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Moderaor Ruled
    There is nothing left to do
    But Post more Haiku

    (The rare "Danielson-Miyagi" Rhyming Haiku! You will find it the literature of the time!)
     
    HIjol, May 15, 2015
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  17. martok2112

    martok2112 Commodore Commodore

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    Ahh... the giants! :D
     
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  18. HIjol

    HIjol Vice Admiral Admiral

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    :guffaw: :lol: :guffaw: :techman: :guffaw: :lol: :guffaw:

    So that's the game folks. HIjol left one on, and in the bottom of the ninth, martok got one, and that's all he needed! Keep it here on Trek BBS, brought to you by, petaQ Gagh. "Remember, if it is Gagh by petaQ, it's best Live!"
     
    HIjol, May 15, 2015
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  19. The Wormhole

    The Wormhole Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    Gagh by petaQ rocks
    There is no finer worms known
    Wiggling all the way
     
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  20. HIjol

    HIjol Vice Admiral Admiral

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    Wormhole knows his Gagh
    A Connoisseur of the Worm
    I tip my Bat'leth
     
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