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Star Trek XI+ Haiku

Join the Mile High Club
In My Ornithopter
As We Ride Over Dune



Phallic Victory
Success in the Sietch Orgy
Muad'Dib indeed
 
Muad'dib means mouse
But Paul Atreides is hung
Like no mouse I know

Distracting bulges
In the stillsuits of Fremen
Sweet Shai-Hulud!
 
(loved your "thumper"! :lol: )


Muad'Dib the Man
Is Endowed with Many Gifts
Hung like Shai Hulud
 
Muad'Dib! Muad'
Dib! Muad' Dib! Muad' Dib!
Muad' Dib! Muad' ---


---damn....ran out of syllables!

:D

"Dibski"?
"Dib Man"?


The Muad' Dib Man!
Goin' to the Copier!
Makin' some copies!
 
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The Spice must flow so
The Navigators can get
High and transport us

No Longer Human
Edric Guides Heighliner Ships
Baked in the Cosmos


Crystal Gale loved Spice
"Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue"
For Songs of Muad'Dib


:D

:guffaw:

To see Muad'dib
Without seeing Harkonnen
Is to see Nothing

Inspired by the words of Princess Irulan

With Sugar and Spice
What are Little Boys made of
And Everything Nice

From ~ Nursery Rhymes of Paul Atreides
 
What is the Guildsman's
Favorite musical style?
The Spice Melange Blues.

:D

A beginning is
A very delicate time.
One oh one nine one.
 
In all my travels
Highly Spiced, Reading Post-Song
This Thread Sings to Me

From ~ The Musings of Muad'dib


Martok and Wormhole
Both Balladeer and Swordsman
Proving their Mettle

From ~ Duke Leto I; The Private Papers
 
The Thinking Machines
The Butlerian Jihad
Forbids and outlawed

Hmm, that didn't work out so well. Butlerian Jihad is really hard to work into a haiku.
 
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