Star Trek XI Caption Contest #9: The Romance is Gone

[Gil T.Azell]

Uhura:"Sorry honey but the forked winky is not my thing, but a forked tounge we have a deal".

Nero: "quit starring at her tits

Pike: "Sorry its just human nature, you're one lucky guy"

 

[Amaris]

UHURA: What do you need?
SPOCK: I just need you to be by my side.
UHURA: Baby, I'd choose to turn blue and have pointed ears before I would ever leave you.

NERO: It's just you and I, Chris. You will be risking your sanity, your moral center, even your very life, while I will most certainly be risking an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor.

 

[KobayashiMaru13]

Uhura: What do you need? What do you need??

Spock: The essence of my culture has been saved in the elders who now reside on this ship. I estimate no more than 10,000 have survived. I am now a member of an endangered species...... wait.... Do your earrings change color??

 

[M'Sharak]

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Uhura: What do you need? What do you need??

Spock: The essence of my culture has been saved in the elders who now reside on this ship. I estimate no more than 10,000 have survived. I am now a member of an endangered species...... wait.... Do your earrings change color??

Yeh, I liked that one, too.

And also this:

NERO: It's just you and I, Chris. You will be risking your sanity, your moral center, even your very life, while I will most certainly be risking an Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor.

 

[scottydog]

Pine: "You're too near! Oh!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Nero: "I'm not pissed off because she's dead, I'm pissed off because she keeps saying that this Obi-Wan Kenobi guy is her only hope."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIKE: They never hear of mouthwash on your planet?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Nero: Mail order bride. Smaller than advertised.

Shoulda read the small print where it said, "Shown actual size."

(thanks to Buffy TVS for that one)

 

[LeadHead]

Nero: And she convinced me to Shave my head, and now I'm here! The bald look won't be in style again until Picard!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Uhura: What do you need? What do you need??

Spock: Hot dirty turbolift sex.

....and a good manicurist.

 

[Rat Boy]

Mirror Uhura: "I've been a captain's woman for all of an hour and I like it. Get your ass back out there and break that farm animal fucker's neck."

 

[cooleddie74]

NERO: Do you like her?

Are you...sexually attracted to her? You WANT her...don't you, Earthman?

PIKE: Depends...

She under the age of 18?

 

[cooleddie74]

Love means never having to say "bootylicious."

 

[Aragorn]

NERO: "Agent DiNozzo, you will tell me everything you know about her father, La Grenouille!"

 

[cooleddie74]

NERO: You will NOW tell me...whether you WANT to or not...


This chick here? If...if I grew my hair back and had the grief tattoos removed...do ya...

do ya think I could realistically have a shot to nail her?

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA: Don't be afraid to cry.

Let it out.



Along with your penis.

 

[Aragorn]

"We finally meet after all those months chatting online and you're disappointed because... I'm not actually a ten-foot-tall blue alien? That was just my avatar!"

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Uhura: "Oh, no, it's not that! You were wonderful, darling! It's just that...well, I was kind of hoping those bifurcation rumors were true."

 

[Ihlecreations]

Nero: I said turn you head and COUGH!!!

Pike: Seriously, Loosen your grip I cant breath....

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Uhura: What do you need? What do you need??

Spock: Hot dirty turbolift sex.

30 seconds later.....

Uhura: Well.....that certainly was.....quick....