Star Trek XI Caption Contest #9: The Romance is Gone

[cooleddie74]

NERO: I kept telling her that SHE'D look good with a head tattoo as well. But the bitch just kept yapping about the cost and how long it'd take and yada yada yada yada...

So before Romulus was destroyed I charged MY tattoos to her credit chip. Sneaky bastard...ain't I?

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA: I love you.

SPOCK: I know.


I love me, too.

 

[Nick Ryder]

Uhura: Spock... I have something to tell you.

Spock: What is it?

Uhura: I really really really have to pee... and I can't find the head!

 

[Nick Ryder]

Nero: Oh c'mon man... you're a prisoner and you're watching Porn?

Pike: I'm not watching Porn I'm watching your wife...

Nero: Oh yeah... scootch over let me watch.

 

[Capn Flukie]

Uhura: "I'm leaving you Spock. When you said you wanted head, I didn't know you wanted try to suck my brain out."

Nero: "Say hello to my little friend!"

 

[Alrik]

Uhura: "Spock, I'm.....late."

Spock: "In that case, you should probably get going."

Uhura: "You're not gettin it. Not THAT kind of 'late'."

Spock: "Oh, I believe I understand now. You are trying to tell me that...............SAY WHAT???!!!"

Pike: "I know she's your wife and all, put this is kinda dull."

Nero: "It gets better. Just wait till you see what she does with the ping pong balls in the next scene."