Star Trek XI Caption Contest #9: The Romance is Gone

[Jonas Grumby]

Uhura: "Oh, Spock, you're the greatest lover I've ever had!"
Spock: "Well...I practice a lot when I'm alone."

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA: Why did the tip of your left ear just wiggle and come loose?

 

[cooleddie74]

NERO:I always show clips of Romulan porn when I perform root canals on my patients.

Tends to calm them down. Distract them.

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: Why did the tip of your left ear just wiggle and come loose?

SPOCK: I was about to ask the same about your eyelashes.

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA: Why did the tip of your left ear just wiggle and come loose?

SPOCK: I was about to ask the same about your eyelashes.

UHURA: You best watch your mouth...or else I won't let you mix your plomeek broth with chocolate tonight.

 

[cooleddie74]

NERO: Yes, yes, yes...

I know...

I haven't upgraded my holoemitter to Version 9.1 yet. Stop rubbing it in, Earthman.

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura: "A beehive?"

Bana: "Riddle me this!"

Greenwood: "Very funny, asshole. Stick the script."

 

[Nerys Myk]

PIKE: Why exactly do miners have this table with straps?

NERO: Unlike Picard in the Movies I-X forum, I am into that kinky shit.

 

[Isis]

Uhura: "Spock, if I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times. Don't eat plomeek soup before our dates."

Nero: "Get your eyes off her. I'm first in line here."

 

[cooleddie74]

I understand.

Really...I do.

I also had something big and important to me get sucked into a black hole. But then I had anal reconstruction surgery...and everything got better.

PIKE: Who's SHE?

NERO: My wife.

I swing and swap, by the way...in case you're interested.

And have a girlfriend or wife of your own.

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Pike: "Is that your wife?"
Nero: "Huh? Oh...no, that's just the demo image that came with the projector. I just never got around to removing it."

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE: Either that is a hologram...

Or this ship is HAUNTED!!

 

[Rat Boy]

Uhura: "I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Spock: I believe that the female canines are in the abode.
Uhura: Spock, baby, I love you to pieces. But, please, please, stop trying to speak urban slang.
Spock: For sure. That is what is up.

 

[cooleddie74]

Trust me when I say this, Spock...

Please...listen.

The DUDE...ABIDES.

He ABIDES.

Rest assured...he will always...ABIDE.

 

[cooleddie74]

PIKE: Is there any other show or channel on this thing?

If I've gotta be tortured at least lemme see some BAYWATCH or Stern.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

Uhura: "Oh no! you do not shoot that green sh*t at me!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

UHURA: Sweetie, you gotta ease up on the eyeshadow.

 

[M'Sharak]

Nero: Her? Oh, she's just there to provide a distraction while I make the next adJUSTment.
Pike: Man, some things never change. Even with this high-tech bed, you chiropractors are still sneaky bastards.

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Uhura, I now realize I hurt you terribly and apologize for the wrongs I've committed. Now would you stop squeezing my head like you're at the supermarket deciding which cantaloupe to buy?"