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Further beyond that, there's apparently a "Platinum Subscription", which I've never heard of, which almost sounds like the Standard Subscription with all specials opted-in, like what I have. I say "sounds like", because after I asked her several times what the difference is between the two types, and she was completely incapable of answering that (and other) questions clearly.
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Update - after 20 minutes of being on hold I got a "floor supervisor" who NOW tells me that all "Shop Exclusives" and "Limited Editions" are considered specials! WTF?!?!? That totally undermines and violates the definition of "special" vs "exclusive"!! That means eventually everyone who opted in to all specials is going to get everything listed as "Shop Exclusives" and "Limited Editions". I don't believe it. I asked her to verify that, because if it's true, they're in for a PR nightmare when all the unhappy subscribers get double-tapped for having already purchased things that were never supposed to be a part of the subscription.
At least this one is much friendlier and actually seemed to understand my problem with all this. I haven't even gotten to the missing issues 88 & 89 yet!