You're damn right. That's the last thing I'll ever want to know. Unless they find TrekBBS member SJGardner drinking beer and listening to 80s classic Rock and Synthpop with Sylvia Tilly the most hilarious thing ever. Then they have the best sense of humor in the known universe and I'm all for it. Pike and Vina can join in if they know the lyrics to Dancing With Tears In My Eyes. We have an internet connection if they don't.
Ahhh, Ultravox. I remember it well. Although I'd have to demand that they can sing along with Experiment IV and this one: