Game Star Trek A to Z

[Thor Damar]

A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
D is for Data's technobabble
E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
J is for James Tiberius Kirk
K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
L is for Lor
M is for more blood wine!
N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome.
R is for those dirty, dirty Romulans. Pa'tahQs!
S is for slaughtering the hounorless foe!

 

[BennyRussel]

A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
D is for Data's technobabble
E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
J is for James Tiberius Kirk
K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
L is for Lor
M is for more blood wine!
N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome.
R is for those dirty, dirty Romulans. Pa'tahQs!
S is for slaughtering the hounorless foe!
T is for Thomas Riker and his cool Klingon goatee

 

[cooleddie74]

A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
D is for Data's technobabble
E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
J is for James Tiberius Kirk
K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
L is for Lor
M is for more blood wine!
N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome.
R is for those dirty, dirty Romulans. Pa'tahQs!
S is for slaughtering the hounorless foe!
T is for Thomas Riker and his cool Klingon goatee
U is for Uttaberries, a weak and soft Betazoid fruit with no warrior's kick!

 

[CorporalClegg]

A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
D is for Data's technobabble
E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
J is for James Tiberius Kirk
K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
L is for Lor
M is for more blood wine!
N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome.
R is for those dirty, dirty Romulans. Pa'tahQs!
S is for slaughtering the hounorless foe!
T is for Thomas Riker and his cool Klingon goatee
U is for Uttaberries, a weak and soft Betazoid fruit with no warrior's kick!
V is for Victory is life! Because the Jem'Hadar stole our gig.

 

[Captain Rob]

A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
D is for Data's technobabble
E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
J is for James Tiberius Kirk
K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
L is for Lor
M is for more blood wine!
N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome.
R is for those dirty, dirty Romulans. Pa'tahQs!
S is for slaughtering the hounorless foe!
T is for Thomas Riker and his cool Klingon goatee
U is for Uttaberries, a weak and soft Betazoid fruit with no warrior's kick!
V is for Victory is life! Because the Jem'Hadar stole our gig.
W is for white flags. A flag of truce deprives the Klingons of a chance to kill you. Unless they ignore it and kill you anyway. Oh yeah... Klingons do that don't they.

 

[Orac]

A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
D is for Data's technobabble
E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
J is for James Tiberius Kirk
K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
L is for Lor
M is for more blood wine!
N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome.
R is for those dirty, dirty Romulans. Pa'tahQs!
S is for slaughtering the hounorless foe!
T is for Thomas Riker and his cool Klingon goatee
U is for Uttaberries, a weak and soft Betazoid fruit with no warrior's kick!
V is for Victory is life! Because the Jem'Hadar stole our gig.
W is for white flags. A flag of truce deprives the Klingons of a chance to kill you. Unless they ignore it and kill you anyway. Oh yeah... Klingons do that don't they.
X is for Xindi. Anyone defeated by Scott Bakula is without honour!

 

[CorporalClegg]

A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
D is for Data's technobabble
E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
J is for James Tiberius Kirk
K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
L is for Lor
M is for more blood wine!
N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome.
R is for those dirty, dirty Romulans. Pa'tahQs!
S is for slaughtering the hounorless foe!
T is for Thomas Riker and his cool Klingon goatee
U is for Uttaberries, a weak and soft Betazoid fruit with no warrior's kick!
V is for Victory is life! Because the Jem'Hadar stole our gig.
W is for white flags. A flag of truce deprives the Klingons of a chance to kill you. Unless they ignore it and kill you anyway. Oh yeah... Klingons do that don't they.
X is for Xindi. Anyone defeated by Scott Bakula is without honour!
Y is for Yamok sauce. It tastes great on grilled Targ!

 

[cooleddie74]

A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak!
B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak!
C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing.
D is for Data's technobabble
E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers!
F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo!
G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go.
H is for Happy people. Don't trust them!
I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law
J is for James Tiberius Kirk
K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla!
L is for Lor
M is for more blood wine!
N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us!
O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits.
P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from
Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome.
R is for those dirty, dirty Romulans. Pa'tahQs!
S is for slaughtering the hounorless foe!
T is for Thomas Riker and his cool Klingon goatee
U is for Uttaberries, a weak and soft Betazoid fruit with no warrior's kick!
V is for Victory is life! Because the Jem'Hadar stole our gig.
W is for white flags. A flag of truce deprives the Klingons of a chance to kill you. Unless they ignore it and kill you anyway. Oh yeah... Klingons do that don't they.
X is for Xindi. Anyone defeated by Scott Bakula is without honour!
Y is for Yamok sauce. It tastes great on grilled Targ!
Z is for Zaldeans. Their tempers are refreshing, but those webbed hands make a Klingon uneasy!

 

[Satyrquaze]

How about a list of Starfleet personnel...

A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.

 

[cooleddie74]

A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.
B is for Barrows, Yeoman Tonia. From TOS.

 

[Brian]

A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.
B is for Barrows, Yeoman Tonia. From TOS.
C is for Colt, Yeoman J.M. Also from TOS.

 

[Satyrquaze]

A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.
B is for Barrows, Yeoman Tonia. From TOS.
C is for Colt, Yeoman J.M. Also from TOS.
D is for Darson of the USS Adelphi.

 

[cooleddie74]

A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.
B is for Barrows, Yeoman Tonia. From TOS.
C is for Colt, Yeoman J.M. Also from TOS.
D is for Darson of the USS Adelphi.
E is for Esteban, Captain J.T. of the USS Grissom.

 

[Brian]

A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.
B is for Barrows, Yeoman Tonia. From TOS.
C is for Colt, Yeoman J.M. Also from TOS.
D is for Darson of the USS Adelphi.
E is for Esteban, Captain J.T. of the USS Grissom.
F is for Finney, Ben. Jim Kirk's academy nemesis.

 

[captcalhoun]

A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.
B is for Barrows, Yeoman Tonia. From TOS.
C is for Colt, Yeoman J.M. Also from TOS.
D is for Darson of the USS Adelphi.
E is for Esteban, Captain J.T. of the USS Grissom.
F is for Finney, Ben. Jim Kirk's academy nemesis.
G is for Garrovick, captain of the Farragut

 

[Brian]

Sorry! Reposting captcalhoun's last to correct my grievous mistake, confusing Finney with Finnegan!

A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.
B is for Barrows, Yeoman Tonia. From TOS.
C is for Colt, Yeoman J.M. Also from TOS.
D is for Darson of the USS Adelphi.
E is for Esteban, Captain J.T. of the USS Grissom.
F is for Finnegan, Jim Kirk's academy nemesis.
G is for Garrovick, captain of the Farragut

 

[Orac]

A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.
B is for Barrows, Yeoman Tonia. From TOS.
C is for Colt, Yeoman J.M. Also from TOS.
D is for Darson of the USS Adelphi.
E is for Esteban, Captain J.T. of the USS Grissom.
F is for Finnegan, Jim Kirk's academy nemesis.
G is for Garrovick, captain of the Farragut
H is for Harriman, ineffective Captain of the Enteprise B

 

[Brian]

A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.
B is for Barrows, Yeoman Tonia. From TOS.
C is for Colt, Yeoman J.M. Also from TOS.
D is for Darson of the USS Adelphi.
E is for Esteban, Captain J.T. of the USS Grissom.
F is for Finnegan, Jim Kirk's academy nemesis.
G is for Garrovick, captain of the Farragut
H is for Harriman, ineffective Captain of the Enteprise B
I is for Irina Galliulin, who never finished her academy training

 

[cooleddie74]

A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.
B is for Barrows, Yeoman Tonia. From TOS.
C is for Colt, Yeoman J.M. Also from TOS.
D is for Darson of the USS Adelphi.
E is for Esteban, Captain J.T. of the USS Grissom.
F is for Finnegan, Jim Kirk's academy nemesis.
G is for Garrovick, captain of the Farragut
H is for Harriman, ineffective Captain of the Enteprise B
I is for Irina Galliulin, who never finished her academy training
J is for Jellico, Captain Edward of the USS Cairo, and---temporarily---the USS Enterprise-D.

 

[Brian]

A is for Almack, an Ensign who served on the NX-01 and nearly froze his buns off.
B is for Barrows, Yeoman Tonia. From TOS.
C is for Colt, Yeoman J.M. Also from TOS.
D is for Darson of the USS Adelphi.
E is for Esteban, Captain J.T. of the USS Grissom.
F is for Finnegan, Jim Kirk's academy nemesis.
G is for Garrovick, captain of the Farragut
H is for Harriman, ineffective Captain of the Enteprise B
I is for Irina Galliulin, who never finished her academy training
J is for Jellico, Captain Edward of the USS Cairo, and---temporarily---the USS Enterprise-D.
K is for Kyle, Lt. and Transporter Chief.