A is for Apples. Apples first came from a tree just outside Moscow. B is for Bourbon. A Russian inwention. C is for Chekov, an export of Russia and Cherry Orchard, The a play by that Chekhov chap. D is for Denobulan sausages. Inwented in Russia. E is for Egg Salad...inwented by a little old lady from Minsk. F is for ... Well... You know. The Russians did it first G is for Getting it in one Mr. Garibaldi H is for helicopters. Leonardo da Saratov, actually I is for incandescent lightbulbs. Inwented by Thomas Andrievich Edison. J is for Jewish Rye bread. Inwented by a rabbi in St. Petersburg. K is for the Kimono. Designed and first vorn by the Czarina of all the Russias. L is for lasers. inwented by a DJ from Novosibirsk M is for Mom's apple pie. Not an American cossack inwention. Russian, baby N is for Nuclear power. inwented by a little old man from Yakutsk O is for Ozkar Mir Veeners. Zay plump ven you turn up da heat--like a good Russian voman. P is for Potato chips. Don't believe the hype. Potatoes are a Russian specialty, so put two and two together. Q is for Quadrotriticale, of course. R is for radio. Which was inwented by Vladimir Ivan Marconi. From Murmansk. S is for Space. First human to visit was Russian. T is for Tequila. Those Mexican cossacks are all lying. Eating the worm was a Russian inwention. U is for Universe. God is Russian. V is for Vagina. See: "U". W is for Washington. A Russian city. X is for Xylophone. Chekov knows a Russian didn't inwent it, but he's claiming credit anyways just to be an ass. Y is for Yankee. Babe Ruth was created in a Russian laboratory.