A is for Andorians. Their antennae have no honor and are weak! B is for oBriens BooBs. They are soft and weak! C is for Cardassian tailors. They'll BS you and get you drunk. Only to plant a bomb in your armor while you're out of it. Klingons hate BS and frilly clothing. D is for Data's technobabble E is for El-Aurians. They can read your minds, those sorcerers! F is for Friday evenings. After a week of glorious battle, blades bathed in the blood of the worthiest foes, they have to go home for the weekend. Boooo! G is for Gre'thor. Where the dishonoured dead go. H is for Happy people. Don't trust them! I is for Ishka - the female who changed Ferengi law J is for James Tiberius Kirk K is for Kor, Kang and Koloth. The three wise men of the Empire. Qapla! L is for Lor M is for more blood wine! N is for Narendra III. A dirty planet where the honorless Romulans fought us! O is for ointments and liquids to heal the sick and injured. Klingons don't carry first aid kits. P is for petaQpu, where ever they're from Q is for Qu'vath guy'cha b'aka because swearing in Klingon is awesome. R is for those dirty, dirty Romulans. Pa'tahQs! S is for slaughtering the hounorless foe!