Star Trek 2009 Line by Line 3.0

[F. King Daniel]

("IMPACT ALERT" and other warnings are flashing on screens as the Kelvin nears the end of it's journey)

George: What are we gonna call him?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Winona: We could name him after your father.

 

[LeadHead]

George: Tiberius? No, that's the worst. Lets name him after your dad, lets call him Jim.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Winona: Jim it is.

 

[LeadHead]

George: Sweetheart, can you hear me?

 

[F. King Daniel]

Winona: I can hear you.

 

[LeadHead]

George: I love you so much. I love you-

Kelvin Crashes into Narada and explodes.

 

[F. King Daniel]

(Iowa, Earth. A car is being driven at high speed by a 10-year old kid)

(*ring tone*)
Uncle Frank (phone): Are you out of your mind? That car is an antique. Do you think you can get away with this just because your mother's off-planet? Get your ass back home, now! You live in my house, buddy - that's my house and that's my car!

 

[Yeoman Randi]

(Boy turns off phone, takes hood off car while driving, turns on radio. Beastie Boys come on and .....)

Mini James T. Kirk: YEAH!!!!!!!!

 

[Rush Limborg]

(cont.)

(Jimmy sees Sam/Johnny, and honks horn) Jimmy: HEY, JOHNNY!

(Johnny/Sam goes )

(Robocop sees Jimmy speeding like mad.)

Robocop: Citizen...pull over!

 

[LeadHead]

Young Kirk aims the Car into a gorge that doesn't exist in Iowa, jumping out of the car just in time to avoid going in with the car.

The Cop steps off his over bike as Kirk climbs to his feet

Kirk: Is there a problem officer?

 

[F. King Daniel]

Robocop: Citizen, what is your name?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

MiniKirk: My name is James Siberious Kirk (heh. That's how he says it anyway).

 

[F. King Daniel]

Shi'Kahr, Vulcan. A schoolroom in an inverted skyscraper. Many Vulcan kids answering questions all at once. The lesson ends. Three classmates approach Young Spock...

Vulcan Child #1: Spock!

 

[M.Robison]

(Without turning around)

Spock: "I presume you've prepared new insults for today?"

 

[F. King Daniel]

Vulcan Child: Affirmative.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: This is your 35th attempt to elicit an emotional response from me.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Snotnose Vulcan Bully: You're neither human nor Vulcan therefore have no place in this universe.

 

[F. King Daniel]

Vulcan Bully #2: Look - his human eyes. They look sad.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

SNVBULLY: Perhaps an emotional response requires physical stimuli. (Pushes Spock) He's a traitor you know, for marrying her. That human whore.