Star Trek 2009 Line by Line 3.0

("IMPACT ALERT" and other warnings are flashing on screens as the Kelvin nears the end of it's journey)

George: What are we gonna call him?

 

Winona: We could name him after your father.

 

George: Tiberius? No, that's the worst. Lets name him after your dad, lets call him Jim.

 

Winona: Jim it is.

 

George: Sweetheart, can you hear me?

 

Winona: I can hear you.

 

George: I love you so much. I love you-

Kelvin Crashes into Narada and explodes.

 

(Iowa, Earth. A car is being driven at high speed by a 10-year old kid)

(*ring tone*)
Uncle Frank (phone): Are you out of your mind? That car is an antique. Do you think you can get away with this just because your mother's off-planet? Get your ass back home, now! You live in my house, buddy - that's my house and that's my car!

 

(Boy turns off phone, takes hood off car while driving, turns on radio. Beastie Boys come on and .....)

Mini James T. Kirk: YEAH!!!!!!!!

 

(cont.)

(Jimmy sees Sam/Johnny, and honks horn) Jimmy: HEY, JOHNNY!

(Johnny/Sam goes )

(Robocop sees Jimmy speeding like mad.)

Robocop: Citizen...pull over!

 

Young Kirk aims the Car into a gorge that doesn't exist in Iowa, jumping out of the car just in time to avoid going in with the car.

The Cop steps off his over bike as Kirk climbs to his feet

Kirk: Is there a problem officer?

 

Robocop: Citizen, what is your name?

 

MiniKirk: My name is James Siberious Kirk (heh. That's how he says it anyway).

 

Shi'Kahr, Vulcan. A schoolroom in an inverted skyscraper. Many Vulcan kids answering questions all at once. The lesson ends. Three classmates approach Young Spock...

Vulcan Child #1: Spock!

 

(Without turning around)

Spock: "I presume you've prepared new insults for today?"

 

Vulcan Child: Affirmative.

 

Spock: This is your 35th attempt to elicit an emotional response from me.

 

Snotnose Vulcan Bully: You're neither human nor Vulcan therefore have no place in this universe.

 

Vulcan Bully #2: Look - his human eyes. They look sad.

 

SNVBULLY: Perhaps an emotional response requires physical stimuli. (Pushes Spock) He's a traitor you know, for marrying her. That human whore.