Star Trek 2009 Line by Line 3.0

[F. King Daniel]

Lil' Spock: Bwaaaaahhh!!!

(Lil' Spock lunges at SNVBully, sends him flying into one of the classroom pits and beats the shit out of him, while crying his eyes out)

 

[Wynterhawk]

Later in the corridor. To Sarek:

Spock: They called you a traitor.

 

[LeadHead]

Sarek: Emotions run deep within our race. In many ways, more deeply than in humans. Logic offers us a serenity Humans seldom experience. The control of feelings, so that they do not control you.

 

[Wynterhawk]

Spock: You suggest that I should be completely Vulcan, and yet you married a Human.

 

[LeadHead]

Sarek: As Ambassador to Earth, it is my duty to observe Human Behavior. Marrying your mother was... logical. Spock, you are fully capable of choosing your own destiny. The question you face is: Which path will you choose? This is something only you can decide.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

(Years pass. We are now once again in the temple of oddly shaped windows....)

Spocks Momma: Spock! Come here, let me see.

 

[LeadHead]

^Her name is Amanda by the way

Spock: No.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

^I knew that. Just had a momentary brain fart.

Amanda: Spock! There's no need to be anxious. You'll do fine.

 

[LeadHead]

^ I have those too, but usually at work. My boss doesn't find them as funny as I do sometimes, I wonder why...

Spock: I am hardly anxious, mother. And Fine has variable definitions, fine is unacceptable.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

^ I'm having them all too often these days. And when i forget Spock's momma's name, i'm in some serious shit.

Amanda: Ok. (she adjusts the collar to his incredibly heavy yet awesome sweater.)

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: May I ask you a personal query?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Amanda: Anything.

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Should I choose to complete the Vulcan Discipline of Kohlinar, and purge all emotion, I trust, you will not feel it reflects judgment upon you.

 

[Yeoman Randi]

Amanda: OH Spock, as always, whatever you choose to be, you will have a proud mother.

 

[LeadHead]

Later, Spock stands before a council of Ministers

Minister: You have surpassed the expectations of your instructors. Your final record is flawless. With one exception, I see that you have applied to Starfleet as well.

 

[M.Robison]

(Spock nods head ever so slightly)

Spock: "It was logical to cultivate multiple options."

 

[F. King Daniel]

Minister: Logical but unnecassary. You are hearby admitted to the Vulcan Science Academy. It is truly remarkable that you have achieved so much, despite your obvious disadvantage.

 

[LeadHead]

The ministers all stand

Spock: If you would clarify Minister. To what disadvantage were you referring?

 

[Yeoman Randi]

(M. Robison, kept meaning to say WELCOME! to you!)


Minister with a stick up his ass: Your human mother!

 

[LeadHead]

Spock: Council, Ministers, I must decline.