Contest: ENTER ST/VGR Caption Contest #227 : The One with the Dauntless in it

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Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

This weeks contest will feature pictures from the 4th season episode of Star Trek Voyager: Hope and Fear.

But first, here're th' winners of the last contest..

@JirinPanthosa recieves the highly prestigious Captain's Choice Award with:

JANEWAY: Did you hear the war with the Dominion is over? Also apparently there's a Ferengi in Starfleet now. He joined the academy the year we left and they've already made him lieutenant!

KIM: "MOTHERF*****!"

JANEWAY: That's the loudest scream I've ever heard and I've stepped on a Kelpian's toe.


@Oddish gets 3rd Prize with:

VOYAGER: "I'm not that kind of starship."


Second Prize goes to @Qonundrum with:

And the Winner is @tharpdevenport with:

When you finally did have that V-8, but it was expired by hundreds of years.


Here're th' new pictures:

Bonus Picture:

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: Wait a second, this stuff is just a piece of glued on plastic!!!!

 

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Sulu: Oh my..

Paris: I didn't see this coming..

 

[IMC Headquarters]

No Tron Light-cycles for this holodeck--Disney pulled their license.

JANEWAY: The Dauntless? Never heard of it.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Thanks for the win. :-)

Chekov: "Keptin, how come dis iz allowed, but a rock that looks like a penis iz not?"

Mistress Janeway: "So, I look like I have an overbite, huh? So I look like I have a pig nose, huh? So I have 'old lady fingers', huh? 7, fire upon tharpdevenport."

7of 9: "But who will make mad passionate love like no other man has before to me again, tonight?"

"So, you finally found out my secret, huh? Yes, I am from the future. To be precise: I am YOU, fifty years into the future. Female pattern baldness is a thing, to. And just wait until you see my 'old lady fingers' now..."

 

[Qonundrum]

Woohoo, thanks!

Tom: "It's so big... and bulbous!"
Janeway: "Q's up to something."
Chakotay: "Captain, permission to take the afternoon off."

 

[Oddish]

JANEWAY: "Mr. Kim, you're relieved."
HARRY: "Captain?"
JANEWAY: "You're too young for space porn. Off the bridge, now!"

SEVEN: "Captain, I fail to see the point of this exercise."
JANEWAY: "It's just an excuse to show you in a catsuit."
SEVEN: "But captain, I always wear a catsuit."

More later... couldn't come up with a "theme" this time. No Quantum Cascade Pleasure whatevers or Purple Punch Slushies. I guess I'm having an off month.

 

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Arturis: Where'd th' cheese go?
Janeway: I don't know.

Arturis: Where'd th' cheese go?
Janeway: I don't know.

Arturis: Where'd th' cheese go?
Janeway: I don't know.

Meanwhile in a parallel universe:

Janeway: Where'd th' motherfucken cheese go?
Arturis: I don't know!

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

Kathryn: "Oh no, it's my ex again. Tell him I just stepped out."
Tom: "Out where?"

 

[tharpdevenport]

"I'm Ilia -- from the future. I had a sex change operation. Can you feel my lower addition?"

 

[Oddish]

PARIS: "We're on the other ship's bridge. It's... much bigger and fancier than ours is."

JANEWAY: "What about a coffeemaker. Is there a coffeemaker there?"

 

[Orac]

Janeway's 'old lady fingers' were tingling, they hadn't tingled that way since...

 

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Next time on Star Trek Voyager:

 

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