Contest: ENTER ST/VGR Caption Contest #227 : The One with the Dauntless in it

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

This weeks contest will feature pictures from the 4th season episode of Star Trek Voyager: Hope and Fear.

But first, here're th' winners of the last contest..

@JirinPanthosa recieves the highly prestigious Captain's Choice Award with:



JANEWAY: Did you hear the war with the Dominion is over? Also apparently there's a Ferengi in Starfleet now. He joined the academy the year we left and they've already made him lieutenant!



KIM: "MOTHERF*****!"



JANEWAY: That's the loudest scream I've ever heard and I've stepped on a Kelpian's toe.


@Oddish gets 3rd Prize with:


VOYAGER: "I'm not that kind of starship."


Second Prize goes to @Qonundrum with:




And the Winner is @tharpdevenport with:



When you finally did have that V-8, but it was expired by hundreds of years.


Here're th' new pictures:








Bonus Picture:

 

JANEWAY: Wait a second, this stuff is just a piece of glued on plastic!!!!

 

Sulu: Oh my..


Paris: I didn't see this coming..

 

No Tron Light-cycles for this holodeck--Disney pulled their license.




JANEWAY: The Dauntless? Never heard of it.

 

Thanks for the win. :-)




Chekov: "Keptin, how come dis iz allowed, but a rock that looks like a penis iz not?"




Mistress Janeway: "So, I look like I have an overbite, huh? So I look like I have a pig nose, huh? So I have 'old lady fingers', huh? 7, fire upon tharpdevenport."

7of 9: "But who will make mad passionate love like no other man has before to me again, tonight?"





"So, you finally found out my secret, huh? Yes, I am from the future. To be precise: I am YOU, fifty years into the future. Female pattern baldness is a thing, to. And just wait until you see my 'old lady fingers' now..."

 

Woohoo, thanks!



Tom: "It's so big... and bulbous!"
Janeway: "Q's up to something."
Chakotay: "Captain, permission to take the afternoon off."

 

JANEWAY: "Mr. Kim, you're relieved."
HARRY: "Captain?"
JANEWAY: "You're too young for space porn. Off the bridge, now!"


SEVEN: "Captain, I fail to see the point of this exercise."
JANEWAY: "It's just an excuse to show you in a catsuit."
SEVEN: "But captain, I always wear a catsuit."

More later... couldn't come up with a "theme" this time. No Quantum Cascade Pleasure whatevers or Purple Punch Slushies. I guess I'm having an off month.

 

Arturis: Where'd th' cheese go?
Janeway: I don't know.


Arturis: Where'd th' cheese go?
Janeway: I don't know.


Arturis: Where'd th' cheese go?
Janeway: I don't know.

Meanwhile in a parallel universe:

Janeway: Where'd th' motherfucken cheese go?
Arturis: I don't know!

 

Kathryn: "Oh no, it's my ex again. Tell him I just stepped out."
Tom: "Out where?"

 

"I'm Ilia -- from the future. I had a sex change operation. Can you feel my lower addition?"

 

PARIS: "We're on the other ship's bridge. It's... much bigger and fancier than ours is."


JANEWAY: "What about a coffeemaker. Is there a coffeemaker there?"

 

Janeway's 'old lady fingers' were tingling, they hadn't tingled that way since...

 

Next time on Star Trek Voyager:

 

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