Contest: ENTER ST:V Caption Contest #217: The One With Tony Todd In It

Roxann Dawson: You're fine one to comment on a costume not covering up "bumps."

Jeri Ryan: Touché.


Seven: Are these pressue suits necessary?

Tuvok: Recall Seven that once again it is Neelix's burrito blow-out night.


EMH: Kes?

 

SEVEN: I would like to borrow your Bic pen. The one with four colors .

 

Tuvok: What do you mean there was something wrong with that Talaxian Brownie?

 

Tuvok: Something smells fishy about this.
7 of 9: Well I... Oh for funs sake!

 

SEVEN: Continue to complain about me to the crew so that no one suspects what we truly share. The Doctor gave me the idea. He calls it psychology.



Seven waits for the nitrous oxide gas she put in Tuvok's EV suit to kick in.



SEVEN: I shall be on the holodeck, running House, M.D. My designation will be...Thirteen. I am not ready to play characters with names yet.

 

Seven: What's wrong BeLanna?
Torres: Tom and I are fighting.
Seven: Again?
Torres: Yes, I hate him sometimes.
Seven: Maybe you shouldn't be with him.
Torres: Maybe.
Seven: You should be with someone who understands you.
Torres: Umm.
Seven: Someone who will treat you like a special lady.
Torres: Ummm.
Seven: You know, no one even comes into astrometrics on third shift.
Torres: Really.
Seven: I often lock the door ... so I can get work done.
Torres: Tom knows that I have to work early occasionally.
Seven: Uh huh.

 

I have no idea how to cut and paste the photos, sorry.

Fifth one:

CHAKOTAY: "You think you can intimidate me? I've dealt with the captain after she went three days without coffee."

 

Hirogen : "What the fuck you looking at you ugly bastard ?"

 

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