Contest: ENTER ST:VGR Caption Contest #218: The Malleable Memory Allegory

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  1. Orac

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    Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest! :)

    Here are the winners of the last contest...

    The Captain's Choice Award goes to @Captain pl1ngpl0ng with:
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    hm...

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    yeah i would totaly rock that

    Third Prize goes to @Catarina with:
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    Big Ugly: Your spirit animal is next, pretty boy
    Chakotay: only if you touch my akoonah and hear the flutes blow.

    Big ugly: pass

    @Captain pl1ngpl0ng wins Second Prize with:
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    Tuvok: What do you mean there was something wrong with that Talaxian Brownie?

    And the winner is @Ryan Thomas Riddle with:
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    JANEWAY: I've come for Tuvix.

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  2. Tenacity

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    And once again Commander Riker falls for the old super glue on the fore-finger trick.

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    EMH: Vulcan midget porn.
     
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  3. Captain pl1ngpl0ng

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    calm down Tuvok...... i promise, it was just a dream
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  4. Orac

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  5. JirinPanthosa

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    SEVEN: I just had a vision of the future. Horrible things happen to people I care about. But I don't have to wear a catsuit, and I'm still hot!

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    DOC: I can reprogram my image however I want, and I choose bald. Think you can beat me, punk?

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    PARIS: That's...not...how...a mindmeld works!
    JANEWAY: I'm the Captain.
    PARIS: Uhh...our thoughts are one, yeah!


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    FRAKES: Maybe I should transition to director. People will get tired of Riker. They'll never get tired of Star Trek.
     
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  7. Captain pl1ngpl0ng

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    Yes yes yes.... i CAN SEE the surveillance recording...
    but did i really do that?? i could swear it was only a dream!!!
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  8. Captain pl1ngpl0ng

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    it was something about Riker and his finger...
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    Hmmm... should I do that "Lower Decks" cameo or not?

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    JANEWAY: "Move over and let me look, or I'll permanently assign you the name Doctor Digglesworth."

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    DOCTOR: "Is he looking at my butt? Please tell me he's not looking at my butt. I am SO not like that."
     
  10. Orac

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  11. B'elanna_Torres

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  12. Orac

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    Seven was understandably taken aback when the Doctor uploaded the entire contents of the TrekBBS into her brain.


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    EMH: Captain, this new type of coffee bean is 90% more potent than Raktajino, it could be dangerous.

    Janeway: Perfect. Send the pattern to my replicator.


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    Security Chief's Log: Captain Janeway is concerned about the Doctors passion for this investigation. She insisted that I "look over his shoulder." I am uncertain what I am expected to accomplish by doing this.


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    EMH: My Mind to you mind.

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    EMH: The grip on this is perfect for microsurgery.

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    Riker enjoyed when Picard spent a lot of time in his Ready Room, it meant he got to sit in a chair with arm rests.
     
  15. Tenacity

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  17. Orac

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    Riker: I love the smell of my finger in the morning.
     
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  18. Tenacity

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    Dont know where my finger's been?
    Hee hee, I know exactly where it's been.
     
  19. Captain pl1ngpl0ng

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    Nice title for a book:)
     
  20. Orac

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    EMH: Hmmm... This tool smells suspiciously like Riker's finger.
     
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