Checkmate
Commodore
Because Lois knew copyboy took the last maple. For Clark to zip toand get fresh box in under a minute (he still has to wait for them to be boxed and pay for them, in theory), that would be suspicious.![]()
Clark once super-sped to Vermont to get Lana some maple syrup and he was gone in the span of an eye-blink.
Surely going down the street to get a box of donuts would be asy for The Blur!
I think the point you're missing in his argument is that Lois knew "copyboy" snagged the last doughnut.
Of course that argument is blown out of the water by her not being suspicious of Clark having it. Or the fact that he didn't have one in his hands during their conversation, let alone having taken a bite out of it.
I also find it interesting that Clark apparently has no problem stealing from people if it means he might get some pussy out of it. "Crime doesn't pay (unless you get some boo-tay)" is his new motto.