Spoilers She-Hulk: Attorney at Law discussion thread

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  1. Trekker4747

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    He has sex with her when she was one the rag and, well, that's how he got it.
     
  2. Guy Gardener

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    If that was the case, then no one had to seduce Jen.

    You just needed a dirty little pervert to go through her garbage and pilfer She-Hulks sanitary pads.
     
  3. Trekker4747

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    Ah, but it didn't occur to anyone to do it this way. And our guy here has the idea first and thought to do it in a way that also got him sex.
     
  4. Brolan

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    You can dab some numbing medication on the site of the blood draw and she would barely feel it. In a deep sleep she would likely not respond at all.
     
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  6. Guy Gardener

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    Anne Rice had LeStat collecting blood like this since 1973.

    I was wondering how She-Hulk's super strength and invulnerability would play into her menses.

    Invulnerable super uterine lining is not going to shed...

    If Jennifer stays as she-Hulk not shedding, and then Turns back into her humaniform after too long a period, pun not intended, she'll probably pop, or at the very least double over from consumption.

    Some type of surgery should be required, or maybe injecting a lot of very strong acid into Jen's womb.
     
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  7. Trekker4747

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    See, you've gone too far.
     
  8. LaxScrutiny

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    How come they never do that for me at the blood lab?
     
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  9. Guy Gardener

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    No.

    Going too far would be saying that Titania could get a boost to Hulk level strength by applying jen's used tampons inside herself.
     
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  10. Turtletrekker

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    You should have realized that he would see that as a challenge.
     
  11. Unionized Elf

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    Nice to see you have standards.
     
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    I guess we now know who She-Hulk and Daredevil will facing off against.
     
  13. The Scrooge Doctor

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    I love those dorks!

    Especially the last one. :D
     
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  14. Brolan

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    Ask for it. They usually save it for kids.
     
  15. LaxScrutiny

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    Truly a rare fetish that I don't want to think about.

    Shit. Now you've gotten me thinking about it. My therapist is going to have a field day.
    I hope they have a really long tongue.

    Crap. My fetishes are getting out of control from this show. It's worse than that slime girl hentai I was addicted to. In my defense, she was a really cute, sweet, loving slime girl. I would have married her if it were possible to marry a hentai slime girl. Maybe sometime the laws will change.
     
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  16. Guy Gardener

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    In the comics, the villain Leap Frog is a normal guy in a super suit, who dies, and passes the suit on to his loser nerdy geek fatty son, who tries to be a hero, but never quite makes the cut until a few months ago when Iron Man was matching wits against a space god super computer that could predict the future, so Stark put together an unexpected superteam of rejects and losers called "the space buddies" to save the day that no predictive model could statistically anticipate, because no rational a-lister would team up with these punks given the option.
     
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  17. FPAlpha

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    This type of discussion reminds me of superpowered people like Superman and if having sex with them as a regular human might kill you when they orgasm :lol: We are a strange bunch sometimes ;)
     
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  18. thribs

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    Can a NY lawyer even work in LA? I thought every US state had a separate bar exam.
    A pretty good episode. Matt acting more like the comic version was fun. Very random Green Lantern reference at the end with the “fridged” line.
    I don’t see how Jen sleeping with someone makes her a slut. In today’s world, a sex tape would make her more popular.
     
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  19. thribs

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    Smallville explained all that. He got special “training”. :)
     
  20. Aragorn

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    Well if Intelligencia more like real life and less like they are in the comics, then they're just mad that Jen isn't having sex with them.