Roranicus Pondicus Invictus!

[Unionized Elf]

Rory can survive death because the Grim Reaper knows better than to fuck with Rory.

Inspired by this post.

 

[Skellington]

Death's domain has a revolving door marked "Rory".

 

[dallan007]

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[dallan007]

Plus, a lot of these kind of work if you tack "and the Sixth Doctor" on the end for some strange reason...

Then again, it's very late...

 

[saturn5]

Rory used to date a blonde Slayer under his Rome alias of The Immortal

John Steed used to go to Rory for tips on suaveness

After meeting Rory Connor McCLoud realised there could be more than just one

 

[RevdKathy]

Rory was going to be the Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, but Rory doesn't need a horse.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

The Jedi Knights use the Force. The Force uses The Rory.

 

[Skellington]

Fox Mulder trusts the plastic.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Wookies let Rory win.

The Doctor wears a WWRWD bracelet.

There are only 8 planets now because Pluto threatened Rory's family.

Rory Williams visits the Death Zone on Gallifrey to relax.

 

[Psion]

Rory Williams always washes his hands after using the lavatory. Always.

Rory Williams looks both ways before crossing the street.

Rory Williams' lap goes away when he stands up.

...

Alright, maybe I need to work on these a bit.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

In the event of a water splashdown, Rory's charisma can be used as a flotation device.

 

[Skellington]

- Rory Williams is what brought Sexy back.

- When River Song jumps off of a building or out of a spaceship, she needs something to catch her. Well, she is half human.

 

[Skellington]

Double post.

 

[AdmiralGarak]

Captain Jack refuses to die until he's danced with Rory.

 

[PorthosShadow]

Captain Jack refuses to die until he's danced with Rory.

Jack might be a fixed point in time but Rory is a fixed point in everyones nightmares.

 

[Starkers]

Captain Scarlet wishes he was Rory...

Michael Grade cancelled Dr Who because he had a premonition that a man named Rory would one day destroy him...it's still on Rory's to do list...

In the early 1960s Verity Lambert and Sydney Newman wanted to make a show about an immortal time travelling character, but it was felt the public weren't quite ready for the adventures of Rory, so they created the Doctor to ease people in...

 

[Unionized Elf]

Cylons name their robotic soldiers Centurions because they want to be like Rory.

 

[saturn5]

Cylons name their robotic soldiers Centurions because they want to be like Rory.

The joke they MUST do some day

Dr ;(speaking over the radio) "Centurion, report!"
Rory; "All quiet here"
Amy; (over radio) "You take care of yourself now"
Rory; "By your command"

 

[Snick27]

Rory can survive death because the Grim Reaper knows better than to fuck with Rory.

Inspired by this post.

Rory once made a Weeping Angel Blink!

When Rory plays pacman, the ghosts always runs away!

 

[Starkers]

Rory cried...and Kevin Costner had to develop gills...