Roranicus Pondicus Invictus!

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  1. TiberiusMaximus

    TiberiusMaximus Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    ...or, Facts About Rory Pond (and yes, that is how it works.)

    1. Rory Williams once shot a Dalek. With his bare hands.
     
  2. ITL

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    2. The TARDIS blowing up in S5 was merely Sexy having a delayed orgasmic reaction to Rory scratching his nose.
     
  3. Newspaper Taxi

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    3. Due to pre-destination hijinx the line "Bond. James Bond," was actually inspired by a time the Last Centurion introduced himself as "Pond. Rory Pond."
     
  4. TiberiusMaximus

    TiberiusMaximus Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    4. Rory Williams doesn't 'forget' The Silence. When he's not looking at them, they don't exist.
     
  5. ITL

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    Rory once stared at a Weeping Angel so hard that it shat a gargoyle. He called it Barry.
     
  6. PorthosShadow

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    6. Rory is so bad ass that he doesn't get erased by time and space, time and space get erased by him.

    7. Rory is so bad ass that an entire Sontaran clone batch was named Roranicus.

    8. Rory is so bad ass that The Weeping Angels turned and looked at each other.

    9. Rory is so bad ass that the essence of The TARDIS asked him to sub for her.

    10. Rory is so bad ass that his sperm were dressed as Roman Centurions.
     
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  7. TiberiusMaximus

    TiberiusMaximus Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    6. The Pandorica was built to hold the Doctor, because trying to hold Rory would just be stupid.

    7. When Rory Williams talks to a Sontaran, the Sontaran will claim to be a nurse because, when compared to Rory Williams, 'genetically engineered clone warrior' sounds like a wuss.
     
  8. Wereghost

    Wereghost Part-time poltergeist Rear Admiral

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    The Doctor keeps bragging about being 907 or 908. Rory considers that to be the impetuousness of youth and hopes the boy will settle down.
     
  9. ITL

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    Rory once pwnd Chuck Norris with a fish. He filmed the whole thing and put it on the You Tubes:

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  10. PorthosShadow

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    You forgot to mention that he had to create the fish, the Internet and finally youtube to show just how bad ass he is.
     
  11. Wereghost

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    Romulus. Remus. Nero. Robau. Star Trek is just one big Rory The Roman fan club.
     
  12. TiberiusMaximus

    TiberiusMaximus Fleet Captain Fleet Captain

    Reality itself obeyed Amy when she demanded that the Doctor come back. Reality didn't need to be told to bring Rory back.
     
  13. Zulu Romeo

    Zulu Romeo World Famous Starship Captain Admiral

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    If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first ask Rory's permission to invent the Universe.

    Time and Tide DO wait... for Rory. He makes them wait.
     
  14. ITL

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    :guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw:

    You win the internet. :D

    Rory once punched a man so hard he literally knocked him into the middle of next week. He then waited a week for the man to appear, then punched him back in time a week to create a stable time loop of Chin Pain.
     
  15. Zulu Romeo

    Zulu Romeo World Famous Starship Captain Admiral

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    The family name Norris is derived from the Anglo Saxon word "Nroriys" which means "one who submits to Rory."

    Rory doesn't simply walk into Mordor... he stares in Mordor's general direction and the entire land obediently crawls towards him beneath his feet.
     
  16. 23skidoo

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    The Master was forced to choose another name when he was a kid because "Rory" was already taken.
     
  17. Zulu Romeo

    Zulu Romeo World Famous Starship Captain Admiral

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    Rory's catchphrase is "It's a Time Lord. I keep a Time Lord now. Time Lords are cool."


    Some say Time Lords took Human form. Others say Humans took Time Lord form. In reality, both were influenced by Rory's form.
     
  18. Thor Damar

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    The mighty nose of the Last Centurion is a registered weapon of mass destruction across three galaxies and seventeen different time streams...

    just ask the twelfth Cyberlegion, or the tenth, ninth, eighth and seventh. Except you can't cos they have all been deleted by the Man himself.:cool:
     
  19. Happy Xmas (War Is Over)

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    Hey,hold on a minute....

    Sorry, gotta go. Rory needs something.
     
  20. Zulu Romeo

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    God does not play dice with the Universe. However, Rory does play dice with God... and wins every time.