Roranicus Pondicus Invictus!

[Snick27]

Most kids look under their bed for monsters before bedtime. All Monsters look under their bed for Rory Williams Pond!


Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Rory.

 

[Snick27]

At christmas time, Santa brings Rory milk and cookies.

 

[The Wormhole]

Rory cried...and Kevin Costner had to develop gills...

So the one time Rory cried resulted in the movie Waterworld?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Rory cried...and Kevin Costner had to develop gills...

So the one time Rory cried resulted in the movie Waterworld?

Rory's tears causes mutation. He created the X-Men

 

[Skellington]

^ Also, the universe exploded.

 

[Skywalker]

Rory's tears causes mutation. He created the X-Men

He had nothing to do with The Last Stand or X-Men Origins: Wolverine, however. Which explains why they sucked.

 

[Thestral]

A Green Lantern ring chose Rory, but he refused it because he didn't want to be slowed down.

Rory Williams can handle The Truth; The Truth can't handle Rory Williams.

 

[captcalhoun]

Every Doctor needs a Nurse. Not every Doctor can cope with a Rory, though...

 

[Nerys Myk]

Amy was born with black hair, but Rory likes redheads so...

 

[Starkers]

Amy was born with black hair, but Rory likes redheads so...

Brilliant!

 

[saturn5]

Rory taught Brian Cohen how to write 'Romans go home' properly

 

[captcalhoun]

what's rory ever done for us?

 

[Nerys Myk]

Stwike him Centewion! Vewwy woughly!

 

[Samurai8472]

 

[saturn5]

what's rory ever done for us?

For the Judean People's Front or the People's Front of Judea?

 

[captcalhoun]

http://i.imgur.com/AlX0e.jpg

 

[Starkers]

what's rory ever done for us?

For the Judean People's Front or the People's Front of Judea?

Judea or Judoon?

 

[TiberiusMaximus]

http://i.imgur.com/AlX0e.jpg

Ha ha ha...I'm seriously laughing out loud. Frell, that's funny! Awesome. I officially love this thread.

 

[jbny67]

what's rory ever done for us?

Ask not what Rory can do for us. Ask what we can do for Rory.

 

[Skellington]

- Rory Williams once had an arm-wrestling contest with Superman. The winner got to wear the cool costume with the cape and the loser had to wear his pants outside his trousers.

- Jack Bauer wants his Fact back, but he'll have to show the appropriate respect.

- Some plastic soldiers have "Made In Hong Kong" written on the soles of their feet. Rory just has "Bad-Ass Mo-Fo".