Roranicus Pondicus Invictus!

Rory Williams could look dignified while wearing a sombrero. Sombrerory Williams.

 

^Ha ha! That's awesome...I demand that someone make a Sombrerory Williams avatar!

 

Sombrero stuff was fun for a while, but can we leave it in it's spiritual home of the Trek XI forum? Please?

 

And besides, we've seen enough of sombre Rory. We need badass Rory.

 

But sombreros are cool!

 

The only thing cooler than Absolute Zero is Rory wearing a fez.

 

The Doctor didn't blow up the tenth cyber leagion, They blew up becuase Rory mentally commanded them to becuase he wanted to make a dramatic point.

 

That's right and I refuse to give up my hastily made sombrero avatar!

 

The Roman Empire only fell because Rory got bored with holding it up.

Oliver Reed almost gave up drinking when Rory Williams challenged him to a pub crawl.

Rory is actually spelt Ruaidhrí. But it is disrespectful to print the name of God in full.

 

Rory not only put the bomp" in the bomp-shooby-dooby-bomp, but also put the "ram" in the rama-lama-ding-dong"

Rory once convinced Private Fraser that they weren't doomed after all

Rory really shot Liberty Valance

Rory designed Pippa Middleton's bridesmaid's dress

Rory inspired The Kinks to write the song 'Plastic Man'

 

Fine, no Sombrerory. Fezes are better.

 

^ Fezes are cool. Rory said so.

 

Found this on the Facebook page:

Rory Williams' Jelly Babies aren't made from real babies, they're made from real Dalek babies.

 

Rory doesn't need to cook by the book to bake a pretty cake.

 

700 years ago the TARDIS found out that Rory Williams lived on Earth. The rest is history.

 

Rory is actually the 13th Cylon

Rory set the Federation Troopers guns to stun when they ambushed Blake's 7

It was Rory who cloned Newt and Hicks and helped them escape the Auriga

Rory helped Ash escape from the future and get back to his job at S-Mart

The dragon changed sides and helped Angel because it owed Rory money

 

Rory doesn't dress like a Roman Centurion. Roman Centurions couldn't decide how to dress until they met Rory and decided, "let's try to be like that guy."

 

Cylons can't mate with each other, but Rory can impregnate one with a stare ... even if it's a male.

 

Batman wants to be like Rory Pond when he grows up.

 

^ The only obstacle is the ridiculous level of preparation that it would require.