Our shields can't repel Rory of that magnitude!
Roranicus Pondicus Invictus!
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Rory made the cybermen sh!t themselves - which is a double win when you think about it.
Rory
Robau
The universe just divided by zero.
Robau
The universe just divided by zero.
Russian spies tell their children stories about Michael Westen to frighten them into behaving. Madeline Westen told Michael stories about Rory Williams to frighten him into behaving.
Rory is actually the fifth replicant
Rory once put on a lot of weight and moved into a Manhattan apartment opposite a coffee shop called Central Perk
Rory once borrowed a pair of socks from a Miami police detective forcing him to wear his shoes without them
Rory once put on a lot of weight and moved into a Manhattan apartment opposite a coffee shop called Central Perk
Rory once borrowed a pair of socks from a Miami police detective forcing him to wear his shoes without them
Tom Cruise doesn't travel into The Danger Zone, he travels into the Rory Williams.
Yeah, I was watching "Top Gun" and I didn't read anything into it when I wrote that. However, about twenty seconds after I posted it, I did read something into it. But I wrote it and I stand by it.
Yeah, I was watching "Top Gun" and I didn't read anything into it when I wrote that. However, about twenty seconds after I posted it, I did read something into it. But I wrote it and I stand by it.
Tom Cruise can be Rory's wingman any time
If RTD wrote this we'd say it's full of gay subtext?
Yeah, I was watching "Top Gun" and I didn't read anything into it when I wrote that. However, about twenty seconds after I posted it, I did read something into it. But I wrote it and I stand by it.
Tom Cruise can be Rory's wingman any time
Brad Pitt's character in Top Gun was really based on Rory's real life exploits in defeating The Ice Warriors.
Rory's so awesome that he created an entire alternate reality where Brad Pitt was in Top Gun instead of Val Kilmer!
Rory is so awesome that he made Val Kilmer feel so bad he started eating Häagen-Dazs out of the container and never stopped.
and no-matter the reality - Rory is still dangerous.
And his ego has to pay a royalty every time Rory takes a step.
in brightest day, in blackest night
no evil shall escape Rory's sight
let all those who worship evil's might
fear his power, Rory Pond's right
fist.
no evil shall escape Rory's sight
let all those who worship evil's might
fear his power, Rory Pond's right
fist.
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