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Robert Beltran is married

Why were the CIA/SIS/ASIS bought into this?
Robert Beltran is one of the CIA's top spies. He has the amazing ability to be in a room filled with people and be completely unnoticed.

And he has the amazing ability to put people to sleep through acting:



Beltran: I've got you now, Dr. Q!

Dr. Q: I think not, 00-B <CACKLES>

Beltran: Perhaps you've heard of my stellar performance as King Lear in summer stock?

Dr Q: Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Beltran: "Come not between a dragon and his wrath..."

Dr. Q: Damn you, 00-B.... Zzzzzzzz...
 
Chuckling -

Sorry if I sounded doubtful earlier, but it was essential that I confirm you actually were who you claimed to be.

I would very much like to contact this International Law Enforcement Taskforce that is fighting to eliminate criminal inaccuracies of Star Trek performers' ages, as I have info that I believe will interest them.

Seriously.

I am, however, a bit hesitant to use the "generic" contact info you provided earlier, as I am concerned that there might be a mole somewhere in the organization, and the info I posses is so sensitive, that were it to fall into the wrong hands, could present a genuine threat to my safety. I've no doubt that there are those who would be willing to do almost anything to prevent me from sharing what I know.

It is therefore imperative that I directly contact someone who is in a position of some authority regarding this matter, and not some low ranking lackey who might be in cahoots with the whole age hacking conspiracy. As their apparent liaison to Fandom, surely you could provide me with a verifiably secure email contact.

Please contact me asap.

Oh, and...


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wow lmao i never thought this stalkerish thread would blow up with entertaining posts. :rommie: I personally like your's, Chardman. Honestly this thing was starting to remind me of this youtube video... its ill will press aka Foamy, so not for the easily offended :razz:

http://youtu.be/2wFQpJ7L2X0
 
I think his best trick was staking out the Unabomber's cabin by using his wooden acting talents to pretend he was a birch tree.
 
Was just informed by New Scotland Yard (they keep me in the loop because I too am secretly a big Hollywood producer) that the enemy is no longer limiting itself to age-based propaganda about Robert Beltran, but may also be behind a series of site hacks misidentifying Marina Sirtis' favorite color, and Kate Mulgrew's shoe size.

Those of you already in the loop are no doubt well aware that The International Criminal Court at The Hague has already executed several people involved in this conspiracy, but know that I can't share details, as doing so might endanger the lives of the thousands of UN peacekeepers currently blockading the Hatedome™.
 
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For Katherine and other Robert Beltran fans discussing these matters,

Posting in other forums asking people to assure you that Robert was born in 1953 is not going to cause that to be true. Nor is it appropriate for fans to make demands of the actors to prove to them that lies published on the Internet are such.

Fans often don't think about the possible consequences when they make these alterations. They don't consider what ramifications their actions could have on the actor concerned and their career. It can be a dreadful process getting websites such as the IMDB and Wikipedia to change their information!

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/actress-suing-imdb-reveals-name-279213

I am been asked (by the authorities involved) to let the fans know that Robert Beltran has signed an affidavit stating that he was born in 1957. The affidavit covers many other issues as well and has been signed appropriately to enable it to be legal proof in America and overseas.

As legal and court actions have already begun neither I nor anybody else will be able to comment on these matters further.

I am also well aware that many of the fans involved in these matters have already been asked by the authorities (including the German authorities) to cease their activities and are refusing to believe they need to do so. Hence the decision having been made to put up this post.

I can assure them that these are not tactics or game playing. These matters are currently before the courts and have been for some weeks. Arrests have already been made whether you have heard about them on-line or not. There is a suppression order covering aspects of this situation and the media are respecting that. As matters proceed, news of these matters will be able to be reported but for the time being that is not the case.

All parties involved trust the *Star Trek* fans to also respect such restrictions and to allow the legal process to continue uninterrupted.

It was felt making this "announcement" informally was more respectful to the fans than issuing individuals with Contempt of Court notices. It would be greatly appreciated if fans take note of these matters rather than formal processes having to be followed through with in the future.

Additionally, if there are any fans who for some reason regard themselves to have information about these matters or concerns or problems as a result please contact the CIA, MI6 or Australian Secret Intelligence Service with that information or requests. You can find their contact information on their websites.

https://www.cia.gov/
www.sis.gov.uk/
www.asis.gov.au/

Thank-you for your consideration and assistance in these matters.

Sadly this is not a prank post. Those with further information can also send written information to CBS who will pass it on to the CIA/MI6/ASIS as well.

http://www.cbs.com/

Hopefully everything will be resolved rapidly and we can all get back to enjoying *Star Trek* without these kind of issues hanging over all our heads.


Chuckling :)
Meh - This is all a load of crap. Think most figured it out by now though.
*SNIP* - Too many words.

I've also been getting around to conventions whenever I have been able to and in fact saw Teacake in Melbourne Australia when she went to see Kate Mulgrew and Tim Russ. :techman:

Sat just down the row from her actually. :bolian:

*SNIP* - More B.S.

Chuckling :lol:
You haven't met Teacake. So knock it off. In fact all of these posts amount to nothing more than a good old fashioned troll of the thread, so you get an infraction for that.
 
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