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Robert Beltran is married

That is a great deal of effort to put into a post that only the mentally handicapped will believe.
 
I am sorry people have found this disturbing and there will be no further posts.

The people who the posts were placed here for have contacted the authorities as well as CBS.

Please continue with your usual discussions.

Chuckling :lol:
 
I am sorry people have found this disturbing and there will be no further posts.

The people who the posts were placed here for have contacted the authorities as well as CBS.

Please continue with your usual discussions.

Chuckling :lol:

There are four lights.
 
I am sorry people have found this disturbing and there will be no further posts.

The people who the posts were placed here for have contacted the authorities as well as CBS.

Please continue with your usual discussions.

Is this about the forbidden knowledge of Robert Beltran's actual year of birth? Because you were the one who brought that up.
 
Thank heavens, the vile conspiracy against Mr Beltran has been thwarted, thanks in large part to the tireless efforts of the CIA. Tax dollars well spent. :techman:
 
Don't forget Sir Patrick Stewart, who heads up the CIA. I'm sure the Queen has put him in charge of MI6's investigation overseas on this matter.
 
Chuckling -

Sorry if I sounded doubtful earlier, but it was essential that I confirm you actually were who you claimed to be.

I would very much like to contact this International Law Enforcement Taskforce that is fighting to eliminate criminal inaccuracies of Star Trek performers' ages, as I have info that I believe will interest them.

Seriously.

I am, however, a bit hesitant to use the "generic" contact info you provided earlier, as I am concerned that there might be a mole somewhere in the organization, and the info I posses is so sensitive, that were it to fall into the wrong hands, could present a genuine threat to my safety. I've no doubt that there are those who would be willing to do almost anything to prevent me from sharing what I know.

It is therefore imperative that I directly contact someone who is in a position of some authority regarding this matter, and not some low ranking lackey who might be in cahoots with the whole age hacking conspiracy. As their apparent liaison to Fandom, surely you could provide me with a verifiably secure email contact.

Please contact me asap.

Oh, and...


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Careful Dude. Even suggesting that Beltran was born in 1953 is apparently a crime. A certain poster/CBS producer assures us that folks have actually been arrested for doing so.
 
Careful Dude. Even suggesting that Beltran was born in 1953 is apparently a crime. A certain poster/CBS producer assures us that folks have actually been arrested for doing so.

It was the year Truman announced the US had developed a hydrogen bomb. Code for Beltran's birth, perhaps?
 
Wow.....I was enjoyng this thread for a while and then suddenly I took a wrong turn down bizzarro Lane... WTF mate.

But since we are all still in Robert Beltran Wonderland chasing his elusive birthdate. We should probably call the CIA to report the heinous crime being committed by Classmates.com who have the gall to post an entirely fake yearbook from East Bakersfield High......1972 no doubt!!!!
Wow....if Robert was born in 1957 he must have been only 15 when he graduated...So the Yearbook can only be a fake!!! We must confiscate all these copies and burn them!!!!

Also thanks for all the members who joined in this conversation to bring some sanity back to this thread!!!

And remember......just because something says drink me....doesn't mean you should!!!
 
And Beltran's still 59 according to every available source of information. :lol:

We should probably call the CIA to report the heinous crime being committed by Classmates.com who have the gall to post an entirely fake yearbook from East Bakersfield High......1972 no doubt!!!!
Wow....if Robert was born in 1957 he must have been only 15 when he graduated...So the Yearbook can only be a fake!!!
The lengths that these age-hackers have gone to really is staggering, isn't it? Which explains the International Law Enforcement Task Force Chuckling has repeatedly hinted at.













Oh, and...

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Additionally, if there are any fans who for some reason regard themselves to have information about these matters or concerns or problems as a result please contact the CIA, MI6 or Australian Secret Intelligence Service with that information or requests. You can find their contact information on their websites.

https://www.cia.gov/
www.sis.gov.uk/
www.asis.gov.au/

Thank-you for your consideration and assistance in these matters.

Sadly this is not a prank post. Those with further information can also send written information to CBS who will pass it on to the CIA/MI6/ASIS as well.

http://www.cbs.com/

Why were the CIA/SIS/ASIS bought into this? Unless Robert Beltran is somehow a foreign geopolitical threat to the US, UK or Australia, they wouldn't really have any opinion regarding him...
 
Maybe it's because I pulled an all nighter last night and didn't get any sleep, but since when did someone's DOB become serious business? Or am I just imagining the weird vibe I get from these last few pages of the thread? I mean come on, lighten up, get a drink and relax a few gluteal muscles.

Oh and chardman: love the sig :)
 
Why were the CIA/SIS/ASIS bought into this? Unless Robert Beltran is somehow a foreign geopolitical threat to the US, UK or Australia, they wouldn't really have any opinion regarding him...

So what you're telling me is that Robert Beltran is a member of al-Qaeda?
 
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Maybe it's because I pulled an all nighter last night and didn't get any sleep, but since when did someone's DOB become serious business?


It isn't. The poster treating it as serious business that we aren't supposed to discuss for legal reasons is the same poster insisting there is a discrepancy.
 
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