Re: Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides - Discussion and Gradi
I may even go to the OST midnight showing. The last time I went to one of those was TDK...
I wish I had gone to a midnight showing. Unfortunately, I had to work an 8:30am shift the following day. Overall, it's just a shame how much busier my friends & I all are now. I remember the openings of
Dead Man's Chest &
At World's End, we had pretty much everyone in costume.
Pirates!?!?!
That's me 2nd from the right as my own pirate creation, "Redbead the Wicked," at the
Dead Man's Chest opening.
Here's the
At World's End opening. And yes, that's a white woman doing Tia Dalma.
Wow, 35% on Rottentomatoes. That's 10% lower than even the crappy third movie.
What really surprised me was that even the positive reviews there are pretty mild. Even the most glowing praise basically amounts to, "Eh. It was better than
At World's End." I was also surprised how many people I asked to come see
On Stranger Tides with me on Sunday declined because they really, really didn't like
At World's End.
Now, I always end up liking these sorts of movies better the 2nd time around. But my first impression of
On Stranger Tides isn't particularly good (and I say this as someone who has grown to love
At World's End). I agree that Jack & Barbossa both work better as peripheral characters. Jack especially works best as the wild card, which he can't be if he's the central protagonist.
And if you are making Jack the central protagonist, you need to open him up a bit more emotionally and make him more centrally involved in the narrative. Here, he just doesn't seem to have any stake in the plot. He has no interest in the Fountain of Youth, no interest in thwarting Blackbeard, and his romance with Angelica lacks any spark or sincerity.
Then there's all the other players in the film that I could never bring myself to care about. The Phillip/Serena romance never got enough development to be worth getting any screentime at all. And throwing in the Spanish adds absolutely nothing to the film and steal precious screentime away from all of the other half-baked elements of the film.
I was also really disappointed that they brought back so few of the characters from the previous films-- Pintel, Raghetti, Cotton, Marty, Scarlett, Giselle, Murtog, Mulroy, etc. (You know I'm a hardcore fan when I know Murtog & Mulroy's names.) I especially missed the comic relief Greek chorus that Pintel & Raghetti provided in the 1st 3. In some ways, I feel like Pintel & Raghetti define the
Pirates of the Caribbean feel even moreso than Jack or Barbossa. Gibbs was back but didn't really get to do much, separated as he was from Jack & his usual role as exposition guy/Jack Sparrow-to-English translator. And as has been said, Barbossa just felt kinda off for most of the film.
I had high hopes at the beginning of the film and most of the beginning paid off for me. Jack Sparrow impersonating a judge continues the tradition of great Jack Sparrow movie entrances but in an unexpected way. Jack's carefully orchestrated escape from the King's palace reestablishes Jack's original status of crazy-as-a-fox from the 1st film. (In
Dead Man's Chest &
At World's End, he often seemed more like an idiot savant who survived more on luck than skill.) But after Jack's ill-fated mutiny on the Queen Anne's Revenge, the movie loses steam and never recovers.
I also thought the timing of the last scene (before the credits) never quite gelled. And when Jack describes the ritual for unshrinking the Black Pearl to Mr. Gibbs, it kinda seems like Depp is doing a pisstake on all the ritual object collecting from the film, which seems a bit too self-aware, even for this franchise. (And this from a guy who keeps imagining a scene where Jack anachronistically sings the Billy Joel song "Captain Jack.")