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Photoshop Enterprise!

pff, at least I recognize the image above, I don't know what Abrams is calling that thing but it's not the Enterprise sorry...updated i can live with, redesigned I can live with...but not butt #$%&%*$ ugly

what?

its 99.99% the same goddamn ship, reminds me of how the fanboys freaked out when they saw the new galactica.
¿Que?

Other than the fact that it has a saucer section an engineering section and two nacelles it looks nothing like the Original ship.

By this logic I could make a the Enterprise out of a sombrero, an empty Pringles can and two paper towel tubes and it would be 99.99% the same.

I was never expecting the exact same ship but this is ugly.

And please don't embarass yourself and compare a series that had 26 episodes and was forgotten about for a quarter of a century before relaunching to a franchise with 42 years, 700 plus episodes and 10 (almost 11) feature films.

Fanboys ain't got nothing to do with the fact that that ship is ass-ugly.

-Shawn :borg:
 
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I think the fact that the photoshopping so far has been a few piddling changes to make the secondary hull longer and fatter pretty much shows the the naysayers simply want the TMP Enterprise rather than really looking at the design and how good it is.

RAMA
Y'know there are some of us out here who actually don't like the thing because it's incredibly unbalanced and yes, moving the dorsal section forward changes the whole ballgame.

I'm not happy with the Nacelles that look like turbines (breaking the cardinal rule of 23rd century propulsion) nor am I happy that they've stolen elements from Gabe Koerner and the refit nor am i happy they screwed up the whole aft section of the ship (like they didn't know what to do so they just left it) but I could tolerate all of it if they just moved the dorsal section forward.

And I think a lot of us feel that way.

-Shawn :borg:
 
pff, at least I recognize the image above, I don't know what Abrams is calling that thing but it's not the Enterprise sorry...updated i can live with, redesigned I can live with...but not butt #$%&%*$ ugly

what?

its 99.99% the same goddamn ship, reminds me of how the fanboys freaked out when they saw the new galactica.
¿Que?

Other than the fact that it has a saucer section an engineering section and two nacelles it looks nothing like the Original ship.

By this logic I could make a the Enterprise out of a sombrero, an empty Pringles can and two paper towel tubes and it would be 99.99% the same.

I was never expecting the exact same ship but this is ugly.

And please don't embarass yourself and compare a series that had 26 episodes and was forgotten about for a quarter of a century before relaunching to a franchise with 42 years, 700 plus episodes and 10 (almost 11) feature films.

Fanboys ain't got nothing to do with the fact that ship is ass-ugly.

-Shawn :borg:


Ok, heres the Enterprise, made from a Sombrero, an empty Pringles can, and two paper towel tubes. http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh141/TOSTNGDS9VOYENT/Sombreroprise-A.jpg
 
I maintain that this ship is NOT ugly... just a little different.

This one's not photo shopped, it's Blendered. :)

STXI_ENT_001.jpg


-=MadMan=-
 
what?

its 99.99% the same goddamn ship, reminds me of how the fanboys freaked out when they saw the new galactica.
¿Que?

Other than the fact that it has a saucer section an engineering section and two nacelles it looks nothing like the Original ship.

By this logic I could make a the Enterprise out of a sombrero, an empty Pringles can and two paper towel tubes and it would be 99.99% the same.

I was never expecting the exact same ship but this is ugly.

And please don't embarass yourself and compare a series that had 26 episodes and was forgotten about for a quarter of a century before relaunching to a franchise with 42 years, 700 plus episodes and 10 (almost 11) feature films.

Fanboys ain't got nothing to do with the fact that ship is ass-ugly.

-Shawn :borg:


Ok, heres the Enterprise, made from a Sombrero, an empty Pringles can, and two paper towel tubes. http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh141/TOSTNGDS9VOYENT/Sombreroprise-A.jpg
A visionary masterpiece if there ever was one.... And 99.99% the same as the original!

Love it!

-Shawn :borg:
 
Ok, the first order of buisness...Sector 7...you're welcome..hope it didn't get too messy.
Second order of buisness. Ok, how do you launch a starship into space? Well I hate to be the one to point this out, but it starts with two words..BLUE ALERT! If you still don't get it, I'm sure Admiral Janeway can clue you in.
Pretty sad when a semi-geek has to straiten the flaming,hardcore, super geeks out.
:lol:

Damn straight.

Personally, I'm hoping they attach a bunch of Saturn V rockets to the Enterprise and launch her that way. :p
 
Ok, the first order of buisness...Sector 7...you're welcome..hope it didn't get too messy.
Second order of buisness. Ok, how do you launch a starship into space? Well I hate to be the one to point this out, but it starts with two words..BLUE ALERT! If you still don't get it, I'm sure Admiral Janeway can clue you in.
Pretty sad when a semi-geek has to straiten the flaming,hardcore, super geeks out.
:lol:

Damn straight.

Personally, I'm hoping they attach a bunch of Saturn V rockets to the Enterprise and launch her that way. :p
Yeah, even I don't get this. There are very few ships in Trek that aren't designed for flight within a planetary atmosphere. The only ones that I can think of that are even confirmed are the Galaxy Class and the Defiant Class. The Conny is flying around N. America in Tomorrow is Yesterday throughout the entire episode so I don't get this concern.
 
I maintain that this ship is NOT ugly... just a little different.

This one's not photo shopped, it's Blendered. :)

STXI_ENT_001.jpg




Pretty good, MadMan!:techman: My compliments.

Oooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay...so, considering how it seems like no one's gonna follow my recomended "refits"...how do y'all do these Photoshops, anyway? Is there a special program, or website, or what?
 
enterp11.jpg


I put this in a different thread, but all I did was push the secondary hull back a little bit.

Looks like crap, utter garbage, I can't believe you would do such a thing to my beloved Enterprise.
It looks completely off balance and awkward now. I will never be able to make love to her again...
 
Squiggyfm

:lol: I'm being sarcastic. That's the typical response of the non-fans to the new Enterprise design, a little bit pathetic if you ask me.
 
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