Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #272: San Francisco, 1986

[shivkala]

Gillian: I don't understand, you need the whales for navigation?

Kirk: Whales for navigating a star-ship, don't be ridiculous Doctor.

Gillian: Oh, good, I was going to say that's a bit far-fetched...

Kirk: We use dolphins for navigation, the whales are their supervisors.

 

[Tenacity]

uhura: " ... if you going to be going to san fransisco ... "
sulu: "uhura this might not be the time ..."
kirk: "no. this song might contain important information that will help us all blend into the san fransisco of the mid 1980s."

spock: "jim, I'm going to miss you."
kirk: "and I you. have a safe trip."

chekov: "nucular weasels, nucular wessels."
gillian: "being from the future, no doubt you possess advance psycho treatments to help him."
kirk: "actually, knowing mccoy he'll just pump him full of drugs."
(os) "hiss."

GILLIAN: You want my whales? Then use your ship to blow every whaling vessel out of the water! And then wipe out every processing center and distribution hub. Maximum spread! And then beam all the plastics out of the oceans. And then disable every cruise ship from dumping at sea. And then raise shields around every oil tanker. And then free every lobster in Maine. And then...

kirk: "just as with money, in the future there are no virtue signaling sjw's."

 

[Apilo]

Meanwhile in 1980:

Kirk: Oh my God, Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father? We'd better get back to 23rd century and tell the news!
McCoy: It was a nice idea to not watch the movie! I didn't know we were going to the premiere!

 

[Tenacity]

Kirk: You were right Gillian, this park was a wonderful place to bring my puppy to make poo poo.

Gillian: Uhm, why does your dog look like a full grown man?

Kirk: There's a reason genetic engineering was banned in the future.

 

[Tenacity]

Sulu: Captain, sensors show we're over Macho Grande.

Kirk: I'll never be over Macho Grande.

 

[Apilo]

Kirk: No tower...?
Spock: Just a bridge, admiral.
Kirk: Why the hell aren't I notified about these things?!

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Sulu: Admiral, the viewscreen is over here.

Kirk: What did they mean by X-Y-Z?

McCoy: Let's get you out of here Chekov, you've had too much screen time already.

 

[FormerLurker]

Chekov: You could have at least gotten me a pair of shoes. Everyone brings their dog to this part of the park!

 

[LeadHead]

New Contest is up!

 

[Peach Wookiee]

And this thread is closed!