Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #272: San Francisco, 1986

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone! I have returned!

Let;s get right down to business.

First up to the plate, we have the "Star Trek: The Meta Generation" Award, goes to @Ryan Thomas Riddle for:

KIRK: You know what... we spend a lot of time on Star Trek watching Star Trek.

Next, we have the "Liam Neeson" Award, going to @captain crow for:

Chekov: I don't know who you are. I don't know vhat you vant. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a wery particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a wery long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I vill look for you, I vill find you, and I vill kill you.

Next, we have the "Priorities" Award, going to @Herbert for:

Kruge: <thinking> I wish this damned mission was over so I could get back to my macrame and pilates

Our Logical winners are:

@Bry_Sinclair

Chekov: Hello, James Kirk paternity claims hotline, please hold. Hello, James Kirk paternity claims hotline, please hold. Hello, James Kirk paternity claims hotline, please hold. Hello, James Kirk paternity claims hotline, please hold...

& @Tenacity

Kruge was royally pissed off when the weapon of mass destruction he order fire at a small unshielded ship resulted in it's complete obliteration.

Many thanks to everyone who participated and congrats to our winners! At long last we leave the Search for Spock and move on to The Voyage Home.

Enjoy!

 

[LeadHead]

Sulu: I'm sorry Admiral, it's San Francisco.There's no parking anywhere.

Spock: What does it mean "a Clipper card?"

Chekov: Wait, I left my clothes back at the hospital-

 

[Mojochi]

Sulu: Sir, the front of the Bird of Prey is this way

Kirk: How the hell are we supposed to find our way around this place anyhow?

Gillian: You know, making off with 2 whales will be harder than 1 Russian idiot, right? My confidence in your escape planning is waning.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

KIRK: Turn your head, Mister. I'm using the Klingon throne.

KIRK: Spock, the whales are not singing "We built this city on rock and roll!"

KIRK: Will Decker? Never heard of him...

 

[FormerLurker]

Sulu: What's his problem?
Chekov: He saw the neighborhood where his last girlfriend lives, and doesn't want to be reminded.

Spock: What we need is a map.

Kirk: I'd ask you to come along, but I have bad luck with women in this town.

 

[AresB]

Kirk: I read your books. I'm not talking to you any more.

Spock: This map is topo-illogical, Captain.

Kirk: Wanna play Doctor a little more... maybe in my cabin?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

KIRK: Do you think they'll name this place Hide Park after we've gone?

 

[Leviathan]

Chekov: Sir, the ship can't land until you put your tray table back up and turn off your electronic devices.

 

[Leviathan]

Spock: What did he mean by "Aren't you the Priceline guy?"

 

[Leviathan]

Kirk: Wanna play Doctor a little more... maybe in my cabin?

McCoy: Wanna play Doctor a little more... maybe in my cabin?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

GILLIAN: Wait! This park is usually filled with homeless people. Did your ship make them invisible, too?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

GILLIAN: You want my whales? Then use your ship to blow every whaling vessel out of the water! And then wipe out every processing center and distribution hub. Maximum spread! And then beam all the plastics out of the oceans. And then disable every cruise ship from dumping at sea. And then raise shields around every oil tanker. And then free every lobster in Maine. And then...

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CHEKOV: Why yes, Doctor McCoy. I am wearing a skant. It was invented in Russia.

 

[shivkala]

Chekov: Sir, pout all you want, we're not going to Seattle.

Sulu: Besides, it's 1986, Frasier is still in Boston at Cheers. He won't be in Seattle for another 7 years.

Kirk: Sulu, plot a course for Boston!

Kirk: Are you happy now, Spock? We missed the bus and that guy turned out not to be Eddie Murphy.

Spock: I apologize, Admiral, for some reason, I was anticipating seeing him during this trip back in time.

Gillian: So now you'll just be a doctor who will leave me behind?

Kirk: Doctor Who? No, we're astronauts on some sort of star trek.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: I can not explain it, Captain. But somehow the Monterey Bay Aquarium has been moved to Sausalito.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

GILLIAN: Kirk? What do you mean, you're going to help George and Gracie practice "social isolation"?
KIRK: It'll be good for them...and good for Earth.

 

[JonnyQuest037]

KIRK: "Wow, I can't get over how different the bridge is on this Klingon ship! Why, I can't even see the viewscreen from here!"
CHEKOV: "...Sulu, do you vant to tell him, or should I?"

KIRK: "I don't understand, Spock. All of my research into the 20th Century told me that everyone would LOVE my Fonzie impression."
SPOCK: "Again, Admiral, that was Milwaukee in the 1950s, not San Francisco in the 1980s."

McCOY: "...Tell me again why we beamed to OUTSIDE the ship?"
KIRK: "Because we need to have a cute scene where Gillian grabs on to me while I'm transporting! Now SHUT UP!!!"
McCOY: "But Chekov's still recovering from a head injury, and now he has to walk all the way up this long, steep gangplank..."
KIRK: "QUIET, Bones!!! This woman's the closest thing I've had to a love interest in seventeen years and four movies, and I am NOT going to blow this now!!"
McCOY: "But she doesn't know anything about how the transporter works! How does she even know that gabbing on to you mid-transport won't scramble your molecules together, like Jeff Goldblum in THE FLY?"
KIRK: "...Seventeen years, Bones. SEVENTEEN YEARS. I'll chance it."

 

[Finn]

Chekov: Captain?

Sulu: Psst...he's still afraid of heights

Spock: (OS) Are you still having that dream where you fell down on a bridge, Jim?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

SPOCK: Captain? May I point out how selling that cloaked boombox you're holding will solve all our financial problems?

 

[Leviathan]

GILLIAN: Wait! This park is usually filled with homeless people. Did your ship make them invisible, too?

DELETED FRAMES FROM LANDING SCENE: <squish noise as ship lands>