Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #270: Star Trek, the Sequel!!!!

[LeadHead]

Hello everyone, slow going for me again here on this contest. Like the TNG contest, winners will be posted over the weekend.

 

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[LeadHead]

Kirk: No! Don't play with knives!

David: I'm a PhD.

Joachim: Don't you think we should just blow them up instead of giving them the time to come up with a plan to outmaneuver us?

Kirk: (over comm) ARE THE TORPEDOES READY YET?

Cadet: Just 20 more minutes, Admiral!

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

David Marcus: Come on, old man, put some effort into it. I'm barely trying to hold you off!

Khan: (whispering) Is he looking back, tell me if he looks back, then I'll know he likes me.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

JOACHIM: We don't have a drummer tonight. Billy's coked out of his mind.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

DAVID: Dad? That's totally different head, man. Totally different.

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Sir, I don't think with 23rd century technology that simply turning our backs to them will leave them unable to hear us. Plus, I'm pretty sure they heard that puffer you just let rip..."

 

[IMC Headquarters]

KIRK: You're not Johnny Slash!!! You are my son DAVID MARCUS!!!
DAVID: But I MUST Slash. Totally.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

JOACHIM: Are you ready to dazzle them with your superior pecs? Make them dance up and down. And then while Kirk is mesmerized, we strike!

 

[IMC Headquarters]

KHAN: After we have dealt with Kirk, we will find the Ferengi who ejected us from the Botany Bay...

 

[IMC Headquarters]

This movie is presented in High Deathinition.

 

[FormerLurker]

KIRK: No! That's my favorite razor!

Edited to add:

Anonymous Noncom: Okay, who's getting in trouble for not doing this earlier?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Kirk: Didn't your father ever tell you never bring a knife to a phaser fight?
David: I never knew my father!!! (weep)

Khan: Why didn't you tell me my fly was down?

The Enterprise crewmen serving Horatio Hornblower realness.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Random Ensign 1: "Gah! I'm so tired of doing this every time they have to fire a torpedo!"

Random Ensign 2: "Shut up -- we have job security and don't have to go on away missions!"

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Bea Arthur doubles for Ricardo Montalban...

 

[inflatabledalek]

David: I'm going to mess you up...

*Catches sight of reflection in knife*

Damn, I'm a handsome dude.

Khan: Wait... I just realised, I never met that Russian guy before.

Redshirt: Let's hide under here till they bring other colours back.

 

[Mr Soak]

Khan: I give two minutes, to you and your gallant crew.
Joachim: Sir, you have your back to the viewscreen.
Kirk, watching: I'm laughing at the superior intellect.

Cadet: Who's the idiot who dropped the warp core keys down the grating?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CADET: Someday I'm going to write a book about all this. I'm going to title it, Photon Tubes Be Free.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CADET: Newt's hiding from the Xenomorphs again. Are they ever going to fix the internal sensors? Damn kid...
REDSHIRT: Xenomorphs?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Star Trek 2: Khan's Back!