Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #270: Star Trek, the Sequel!!!!

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Dec 6, 2018.

  1. Finn

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    Obscure fact: according to the script, this is actually what a 23rd century brewery looks like in the prime universe...
     
  2. Nerys Myk

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  4. Laura Cynthia Chambers

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    David (thinking): "That's right, I have a dentist appointment on Friday..."

    (It kinda looks like one of those hooked scrapers in the picture.)
     
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    Kirk: "No! I am the star of the movie! I am to cut the holiday turkey!"

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    Joachim: "You do realize they're all red shirts now, what are you waiting for?"
    Khan: "Dramatic potential... in Corinthian leather."
    Joachim"Sir, you do realize there is no such thing as Corinthian leather?"
    Khan: "A commercial told it me was, and we passed by Cordoba II on our way to meet Kirk. Where were you?"
    Joachim: (blushes embarrassingly) "Erm, okay then. Did you know the spellchecker thinks my name is ''Machismo?"
    Khan: "Sounds better than 'Poaching'. I like it!"
    Joachim: "M'kay. Kirk's minute's up. Better act butch again."
    Khan: "Butch Patrick? That kid from 'Lidsville'?"
    Joachim: "Okay, okay. Superior intellect means you've got ADHD too. Get back to squashing your nemesis!"
     
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  6. Doc Mugatu

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    Kirk: NO! It's not a toupee and … I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE IT TO YOU OR ANYONE ELSE!
     
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  7. Doc Mugatu

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    Extra: Man, the things we gotta do so Shatner looks taller on screen. Who does he think he is? Alan Ladd!
     
  8. Herbert

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  9. Doc Mugatu

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    Joachim: Now we've terminated communications, I have a personal problem, pop-pops. It burns REALLY BAD when I make water and it itches something awful down there.

    Kirk (O.S.): Uhm, Joachim, sorry to interrupt but we can still see and hear you … and lieutenant Uhuru now wants me to inform you that "something suddenly came up" and she can't make your date tonight. Uhm, Mr. Sulu, however, says he can.
     
  10. Nerys Myk

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  11. Mr Soak

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    Joachim: I’ve been meaning to ask. What happened to my predecessor Joaquin?
    Khan: He asked too many questions, like his predecessor before him.
     
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    Deeply disturbed by parental trauma, David faked his death, changed his name to T'Jon, and became a drug addict on Ornara
     
  13. tharpdevenport

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    Kirk: "Keep lifting, men. We're gonna find that damn rattling part if it's the last thing we do!"

    Rattling noises in your vehicle: still a scurge in the 23rd century.
     
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  14. FormerLurker

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    And as they work, they sing: Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog, bog down in the valley-o, ho, ro, the rattlin' bog, bog down in the valley-o!
     
  15. Doc Mugatu

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  16. Bry_Sinclair

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    Kirk (thinking): Shit! I can't afford another child support claim!
     
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  18. Herbert

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    Joachim: Some what?
     
  19. Leviathan

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  20. Apilo

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    Cadet 2: Rumors say that he parked wrong... he had to fly the pod himself!