Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #270: Star Trek, the Sequel!!!!

Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by LeadHead, Dec 6, 2018.

  1. JonnyQuest037

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    "All right boys, that cadet revue is going to be here before we know it! Let's take it again, from the top! And a 5,6,7,8... ONE! Singular Sensation..."
     
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  6. Ryan Thomas Riddle

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    JOACHIM: Yes. But they know you. They will use the pre-pre-prefix code to outsmart you.
    KHAN: Then I will use the pre-pre-pre-prefix code! Damn you Joachim! Now I have a stutter!
     
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    Star Trek 2.5: The Search for Cat
     
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  14. tharpdevenport

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    Joachim watches in fascination as the Genesis Device regenerates Khan into Benedict Cumberbatch...
     
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    Now I want to watch Star Trek XV: The Search for Spot
     
  17. Leviathan

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    Joachim: Clearly he's laughing at the superior intellect.
    Khan: He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have him. I'll chase him round the Enterprise forum and round the Trek Literature forum and round the Fleet Captain's Lounge before I give him up!
     
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    Scott: *sigh* I hate when they break into song and dance while preparing to fire photon torpedoes.

    Other Cadet: Can you not make stupid jokes like that? I find it grating.

    Cadet: Yeah, jokes like this could sure torpedo someone's career.