Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #270: Star Trek, the Sequel!!!!

[JonnyQuest037]

Kirk: "I call the wishbone!"

Khan: "I will leave you as you left me... As you left her... Crap. Line?"

"All right boys, that cadet revue is going to be here before we know it! Let's take it again, from the top! And a 5,6,7,8... ONE! Singular Sensation..."

 

[Maurice]

DAVID MARCUS: Dude, it's just a butterknife.

KHAN: He's right behind me, isn't he?

CADET: Grate. Just grate...

 

[Nerys Myk]

DAVID MARCUS: Dude, it's just a butterknife.

RILEY(OS): Joey!!!!!! <sob>

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Judson Scott: So let me get this straight. My agent left me out of the credits so he could get me a better DEAL? Fire the bastard immediately!!!

 

[Nerys Myk]

KHAN: I thought you were bringing the puppets!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Khan: How's my chest? I want Kirk to be intimidated by my sculpted pecs!
Kirk (off-cam): Ah... hem. I'm right here, Khan. I can see you and hear you.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

JOACHIM: For the love of God, can't we replicate some clean clothes? And take a shower?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

JOACHIM: They're going to trick you by using the prefix code.
KHAN: Yes. Good. I anticipated this. I studied their manuals at length in their sick bay. But I will use the pre-prefix code to override their prefix code so they can do nothing. Providing they use the prefix code. I will let them think I know nothing.
JOACHIM: Yes. But they know you. They will use the pre-pre-prefix code to outsmart you.
KHAN: Then I will use the pre-pre-pre-prefix code! Damn you Joachim! Now I have a stutter!

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Supervising Officer Leaning On Railing At The Back: (thinking) Mmm, I love watching as they work up a sweat.

 

[IMC Headquarters]

"Working at the car wash, yeah..."

 

[IMC Headquarters]

JOACHIM: We're out of ear worms. Some Klingon ate them all...

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Star Trek 2.5: The Search for Cat

 

[IMC Headquarters]

DAVID: I meant to grab a spoon. Can't eat pudding with a knife.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Joachim: "Sir, the viewer may only show you from the waist up, but we all can still see you are not wearing pants. Please put on pants."

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Joachim watches in fascination as the Genesis Device regenerates Khan into Benedict Cumberbatch...

 

[Mr Soak]

Star Trek 2.5: The Search for Cat

Now I want to watch Star Trek XV: The Search for Spot

 

[Leviathan]

Starfleet's zero tolerance policy on running with scissors.

 

[Herbert]

Khan: He said the winners would be posted over the weekend and that was last weekend and now here we are with no winners posted still.
Joachim: Clearly he's laughing at the superior intellect.
Khan: He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have him. I'll chase him round the Enterprise forum and round the Trek Literature forum and round the Fleet Captain's Lounge before I give him up!

 

[Herbert]

Not surprisingly, synchronized grate removal never caught on as an Olympic event.

 

[shivkala]

David: That's not a knife, now that's a knife!

Kirk: And this is me kicking your ass!

Joachim: Can I just say how happy I am that we were all thawed out together and not, say, frozen and shoved into boobytrapped torpedo tubes.

Khan: That's...oddly specific.

Scott: *sigh* I hate when they break into song and dance while preparing to fire photon torpedoes.

CADET: Grate. Just grate...

Other Cadet: Can you not make stupid jokes like that? I find it grating.

Cadet: Yeah, jokes like this could sure torpedo someone's career.