Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #270: Star Trek, the Sequel!!!!

KHAN: Can I turn around yet?
JOACHIM: Not yet. The contest is still going.

 

JOACHIM: Are you sure this isn't something that requires more privacy than just turning your back to the camera?

 

Joachim: Sir, why don’t you use the toilet like the rest of us?

 

Cadet: No sir. We haven't found @LeadHead yet.
Officer: Keep searching damnit!

 

Officer: Lieutenant, stop believing you're doing the Nutcracker suite or else we'll all be cracked, nuts and all.

 

all this technology and were still doing it manual

 

This contest has been going on over 7 months, YEESH!

 

To free us, one must judge us.

 

Judge not, lest ye be judged.

 

The search for the next James Bond begins.

 

Least popular job aboard the Enterprise? Cleaning the grease traps in the Galley.

 

JOACHIM: I don't know who they are. Call themselves, "The Borg". Must be Swedish...
KHAN: Sounds like easy pickings. Lower the shields and welcome them aboard!

 

Enlisted: "So when does the whole landing parties, first contact and alien princesses thing start?"

 

Star Trek: The Search For The End Of This Contest

 

Though they had endured countless chaotic space battles, perilous away missions, and disastrous first contacts, nothing taxed the skills of USS Enterprise's engineering staff more than helping Lieutenant Fremont retrieve his lost wedding ring.

 

Kirk: "Do not take dinner utensils away from the table, dammit!"
David: "Yeah, but it's shiny!"

 

New Contest!