Contest: ENTER Movies Caption Contest #270: Star Trek, the Sequel!!!!

[Finn]

Obscure fact: according to the script, this is actually what a 23rd century brewery looks like in the prime universe...

 

[Nerys Myk]

CADET: Why does the ship have an abattoir?

 

[IMC Headquarters]

DAVID: Why am I thinking about Klingons right now?

 

[Laura Cynthia Chambers]

David (thinking): "That's right, I have a dentist appointment on Friday..."

(It kinda looks like one of those hooked scrapers in the picture.)

 

[Qonundrum]

Kirk: "No! I am the star of the movie! I am to cut the holiday turkey!"

Joachim: "You do realize they're all red shirts now, what are you waiting for?"
Khan: "Dramatic potential... in Corinthian leather."
Joachim"Sir, you do realize there is no such thing as Corinthian leather?"
Khan: "A commercial told it me was, and we passed by Cordoba II on our way to meet Kirk. Where were you?"
Joachim: (blushes embarrassingly) "Erm, okay then. Did you know the spellchecker thinks my name is ''Machismo?"
Khan: "Sounds better than 'Poaching'. I like it!"
Joachim: "M'kay. Kirk's minute's up. Better act butch again."
Khan: "Butch Patrick? That kid from 'Lidsville'?"
Joachim: "Okay, okay. Superior intellect means you've got ADHD too. Get back to squashing your nemesis!"

 

[Doc Mugatu]

Kirk: NO! It's not a toupee and … I DON'T HAVE TO PROVE IT TO YOU OR ANYONE ELSE!

 

[Doc Mugatu]

Extra: Man, the things we gotta do so Shatner looks taller on screen. Who does he think he is? Alan Ladd!

 

[Herbert]

David: I've been doing curls. That's why you can't unbend my arm.
or
David: Terrforming builds muscles. try to unbend my arm. Just try. Told ya you couldn't

 

[Doc Mugatu]

Joachim: Now we've terminated communications, I have a personal problem, pop-pops. It burns REALLY BAD when I make water and it itches something awful down there.

Kirk (O.S.): Uhm, Joachim, sorry to interrupt but we can still see and hear you … and lieutenant Uhuru now wants me to inform you that "something suddenly came up" and she can't make your date tonight. Uhm, Mr. Sulu, however, says he can.

 

[Nerys Myk]

JOACHIM: How did we all wind up blond?

 

[Mr Soak]

Joachim: I’ve been meaning to ask. What happened to my predecessor Joaquin?
Khan: He asked too many questions, like his predecessor before him.

 

[Leviathan]

Deeply disturbed by parental trauma, David faked his death, changed his name to T'Jon, and became a drug addict on Ornara

 

[tharpdevenport]

Kirk: "Keep lifting, men. We're gonna find that damn rattling part if it's the last thing we do!"

Rattling noises in your vehicle: still a scurge in the 23rd century.

 

[FormerLurker]

Kirk: "Keep lifting, men. We're gonna find that damn rattling part if it's the last thing we do!"

Rattling noises in your vehicle: still a surge in the 23rd century.

And as they work, they sing: Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog, bog down in the valley-o, ho, ro, the rattlin' bog, bog down in the valley-o!

 

[Doc Mugatu]

And as they work, they sing: Ho, ro, the rattlin' bog, bog down in the valley-o, ho, ro, the rattlin' bog, bog down in the valley-o!

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[Bry_Sinclair]

D. Marcus: With this DNA scanner, all I have to do is take one sample of my blood and in seconds it will tell me who my father is.
Kirk (thinking): Shit! I can't afford another child support claim!

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Star Trek sequel working title:

Star Trek II: Perms vs. Mullets

 

[Herbert]

Khan: I grow...fatigued. Go fetch me some Felicium, will you?
Joachim: Some what?

 

[Leviathan]

Joachim: Ze plane Boss, Ze plane!

 

[Apilo]

Cadet: Why does admiral need to come up to the torpedo room when he's docked at the Secondary Hull?!
Cadet 2: Rumors say that he parked wrong... he had to fly the pod himself!