Movie Caption Contest #94: The Return of Special FX, Part Two!

[Candlelight]

Moments later Saavik was carried off by Mothra.

 

[Rat Boy]

Carol: "Unfortunately, the native tribe likes to sacrifice virgins to their gods."

Kirk: "Guess Chekov's screwed."

 

[tharpdevenport]

Scotty: "Spock! De'not ohpn that! It contains all the cap'n's Awesomeness!"

 

[Captain Crow]

McCoy: Spock, don't break the lens flare machine! J. J. Abrams is gonna need that for his "technically, it's not a reboot even though it really is" movie!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Artim: Father, I don't understand why you're so obsessed about Anij giving you head. It doesn't seem that big of a deal.

 

[Gil T.Azell]

"...On a routine expedition
Met the greatest earthquake ever known.
High on the rapids
It struck their tiny raft.
And plunged them down a thousand feet below.

To the Land of the Lost.
To the Land of the Lost.
To the Land of the Lost."

Data: "Shit they can see me"

Despite the warnings of other cast members, Nimoy pulled the top off the bottle held the hot air and gas that Shattner had stored with catastrophic results.

 

[Maurice]

Thanks for the win!

It was worse than they first thought...Khan had marooned them in the center of a substandard ILM matte painting.

Brent Spiner is... ZARDOZ!!!

Spock learned the hard way that catching lightning in a bottle was no easy trick.

 

[Candlelight]

"Worse than Khan? What did you think of Bones...? Huh? WHAT DID YOU THINK OF??!?"

 

[Skywalker]

Kirk: "So, this is a TARDIS, huh? Nice."

Bones: "Wait a second, why did the Emperor explode like that?"
Scotty: "I just wanna know how he fit the man down that wee bloody pipe!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Data: "What? What! None of you ever see an invisible android taking a leak before?"

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "You can see my genitals, too, can you not?"

 

[Skywalker]

Picard: "Data, it's supposed to be the Headless Horseman, not the other way around."

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock regretted volunteering to test Starfleet's latest paperless hand dryer system.

 

[Rat Boy]

Guy in house below: "Ah, let me just sit here and enjoy this nice, warm fire in my fire place...OH DEAR GOD, WHAT THE HELL?!"

*Spock, McCoy, & Scotty run away, giggling*

 

[Triskelion]

I guess I shouldn'a multiplied the safety tolerances by four! Sorry!

 

[Rat Boy]

Chekov: "Doctor, vhen someone asks if you are a God, you say 'Yes!'"

 

[Gertch]

Scotty: "Spock! De'not ohpn that! It contains all the cap'n's Awesomeness!"

That was a good one!

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Ye've contaminated all me Hot Pockets, ye green cocksucker."

 

[SantaEddie74]

Most dangerous and structurally unstable Disco Dance Floor ever.

 

[SantaEddie74]

DATA:"It is best you do not see the rest of me.

All my clean uniforms were in the ship's laundry. And Counselor Troi's casual weekends wardrobe was my only option."