Movie Caption Contest #94: The Return of Special FX, Part Two!

[Nerys Myk]

LAFORGE: So, mark this planet a "hostile"?

RIKER: Sounds about right.

 

[Shatmandu]

Picard: "Have we found a planet lately that doesn't have a goddamned Data head lying around?"

 

[ST-One]

Gwen DeMarco: 'What IS this thing? I mean, there is no useful purpose for this glowing, flashing thing right next to the warp-core! He shouldn't have to do this. This makes no logical sense. Why is this here?'

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"NO, YE BLOODY FOOL!!!!


Not the plastic pedestal with the Christmas tree lights and tinfoil inside!!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

Androids not only give great head...they can free-float the bastards too.

 

[Candlelight]

Boulder behind Data: "Lost your body? Hell, you think that's bad. I just sit here. Day in, day out. Kids climb all over me do they ever stop to talk to me? NO!"

 

[LeadHead]

Carol: Damn you Jim Kirk, where's the Child Support that you said you'd pay? Did you think staying away would mean you'd get off cheap?!
Kirk: Kirk to Spock. I know it's not two hours yet, but I just can't take it anymore!

Things come to a head for Data.

Bones: Spock! You'll never survive!
Spock: You haven't seen the new movie have you?

 

[Triskelion]

Scotty: I told the Captain tae ne'er put a Vulcan on the fryalator, but does he listen?
McCoy: And don't skimp on 'em this time!

Captain, this planet is infested with sea bass! And they have nasty dispositions!

Oh! NICE throw Captain! Now where are we supposed to get another nerf?

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Eh. Ye leave a fork in the microwave, ye pays the price."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: There's some guy in a hat on the otherside asking about the Holy Grail.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"Spock! You green blooded bastard! You never did tell me if those were Isotoners!"

 

[cooleddie74]

CAROL:"Can I greenscreen...or can't I?"

DATA:"Was it something I cloaked?"

McCOY:"GREAT...now I'm out the hundred credits the hobgoblin owes me!!!"

 

[Mistral]

"What do you mean, you parked over there? What bridge?"

 

[Mistral]

"Hey, you took the lid off-YOU get to repaint the ceiling later!"

 

[Daneel]

CAROL: "Can I cook, or can't I?"

KIRK: "Well, I think I'm still digesting that pot-roast you gave me twenty-five years ago, and--"

CAROL: "That was a rhetorical question, Jim! God, now I remember why I dumped you."

 

[Candlelight]

Saavik: "We have to get across, quick find the controls to extend the bridge"
McCoy: "Er, I think I just blasted it"
Saavik: "They're coming through!!!"

 

[Candlelight]

Kirk: "It's nice, but it could be a little less humid, and maybe the folliage not as green"
Carol: "Don't make me Wilhelm Scream your ass over the edge, porky"

 

[Skywalker]

Saavik: "We have to get across, quick find the controls to extend the bridge"
McCoy: "Er, I think I just blasted it"
Saavik: "They're coming through!!!"

Carol: "This is some rescue!"

 

[NCC-1701-B]

Why didnt Data go to the party? because he had no body to go with

 

[Bad Atom]

"Spock!!! You forgot the marshmelons!!!"