Movie Caption Contest #94: The Return of Special FX, Part Two!

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "Oh my God! What's that scream."

Scott: "The women's toilet, it's the next deck up, right over the dilithium chamber. Don't worry, it's webcammed, we can put the footage on Youtube later."

 

[Triskelion]

McCoy: The airspeed velocity of a laden swallow? I'm a doctor, not a Vulcan birdwatcher!
Carol: African or European?

McCoy: Screw it! It's all gonna be rebooted anyway!

Are you gonna order or not?

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak: "All stunts my own did."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Worf offscreen: "FORE!!!!" thwack

Grignak's head on the way to the eighteenth: "Meh, it's a living."

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Send up Carol or David, this thing has a weakness for blondes!

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"The bloody FOOL!!!

He went in to unplug the urinal without layered protection! He's done for!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Great head I give...told you I did!!"

 

[Rat Boy]

Grignak God: "Does face this suit better your expectations?"

 

[trampledamage]

KIRK: Dammit Bones, that's the last time I let you program the GPS

 

[Skywalker]

Kirk: "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICOOOOOLLLLAAAA!"

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Look on the bright side, Jim...

all the apples we can eat, we can take a dump anywhere...and if that curly-haired brat bastard son of yours gets on our nerves we can push his ass off this cliff!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"Greenscreen continuity...is effect forbidden!!!"

 

[thedude]

Carol: Finally, I've found somewhere I'm safe from the Swine Flu...

Kirk: :COUGH:

Carol: God dammit...

Data: David Blaine eat your heart out! No, seriously... do it.

Scotty: I told him not to take the cap off the Divide By Zero Machine...

 

[cooleddie74]

CAROL:"Sure it's in an isolated location...but it's a fixer-upper.

And there's always some passing ship that needs a restroom facility or bed-and-breakfast."

"Curious.

The cloaking system did not malfunction when the shifty-eyed dealer was demonstrating it and snickering at me."

SCOTTY:"I told the bloody fools at Spacedock...DON'T put the borgas Lite-Brite in the reactor room!!!"

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock always had to be a show off when lighting his farts.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Pointy-eared hobgoblin!!!

I still have my Hot Pocket in there!!!"

 

[S'kai]

After 10,000 years, the Giant Head on Easter Eyeland was clear evidence that there was civilization, but archeologists were unable to determine its function.

J.J. Abrams: Damn! We finally get to some decent cinematography in all this Trek crap!

 

[Nerys Myk]

Spock's tribute to James Brown was very popular

 

[Daneel]

After Data's fifth citation for public nudity, Dr. Soong decided to install a cloaking device that would conceal the android's torso and limbs. He later realized that a simple modesty subroutine would be far more cost-effective.

The installation of laser-powered anal scrubbers on the Enterprise toilets proved to be enormously popular with the crew. The decision to make the cubicle doors out of transparent aluminum, however, did not go over so well.

 

[Shatmandu]

Spock, thinking: "Now that I think about it, I should've used the mind-meld to convince Dr. McCoy to do this shit ..."