Movie Caption Contest #94: The Return of Special FX, Part Two!

[BriGuy]

Carol: And this is where we keep our supply of space rats.

McCoy: EEK!

 

[BriGuy]

Spock: So Jim cheats on my test, never learns the lesson of the no-win scenario, and here I am years later paying the price. Somewhat... illogical.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "Ye coulda just hit Start-->Shut Down-->Restart, ye daft asswipe! Ye dinna have to unplug it."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "This R2 unit's got a bad motivator, look!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Geordi OS: "Poor Data, he didn't believe him. Worf said that if he heard one more word of feline poetry, he'd play keepie-up with his head."

Riker OS: "At least now I know what keepie-up is."

Geordi OS: "Yeah, who'd have thought Worf could play soccer."

Worf: "It is a warrior's sport. Keep counting, tin man."

Data: "... 103... 104... 105... 106..."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Come on you pansie! It don't weigh that much!

MCCOY: Try it with out the gloves, you'll get a better grip!

 

[Nerys Myk]

PRANKS GONE HORRIBLY WRONG:

SPOCK: I can confirm...there are no....snipes in here....

 

[Triskelion]

McCoy: Alright Spock! I believe you about science fair volcanoes on Vulcan!
Scott: Borgas Frat, look at all that baking soda.

 

[Shatmandu]

Scotty: "I would'a done that, you know, but my trick knee were acting up."

 

[Diesel Micky Dolenz]

Thanks for the win!

McCoy: "Have you ever seen the like?"

Kirk: "Where's the sunlight coming from?"

Carol <phasers Kirk into oblivion>: "Can I cook, or can't I?"

Data: "Captain, it appears the plot is even flimsier here than we were led to believe."

Scotty: "Dammit, man! Ye canna put metal into a microwave!"

 

[Shatmandu]

It was never determined why Spock docked his iPod on the anti-matter pile.

McCoy: "Can you do a few more nude jumping jacks before you go, for old time's sake?"

Scotty: "That's a helluva place to try to recharge your cell phone, dude."

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "Mr. Worf, I believe what you are doing to that farm animal would constitute a violation of the Prime Directive."

Spock: "Could I get a little privacy? I'm dyin' here."

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Great stuff this transparent aluminium. In the old days all we had were plastic strips.

 

[cooleddie74]

McCOY:"Sure, Jim...this place is amazing and all...

But where's a Port-a-John?!"

Data had completely forgotten the fine art of giving and receiving head since Tasha's death almost 11 years earlier.

SCOTTY:"Borgas frat!!

He found the bloody GAS LINE!!! Nobody light up!!!"

 

[cooleddie74]

The Enterprise senior officers' bungee-cord-jumping trip to Regula BEGAN well enough...

 

[Daneel]

SCOTTY: "Spock! Spock, get out of there!"

SPOCK: "Do not attempt to talk me out of this, Mr. Scott. I know what must be done. The needs of the many --"

SCOTTY: "No, you don't understand. That's not the dilithium chamber, that's the ship's primary bug-zapper. We got it installed during the last refit to deal with the infestation of Andorian bed-bugs, remember?"

SPOCK: "Ohhh... yes." >pause< "Perhaps I should have refamiliarized myself with the ship's schematics before we left drydock."

McCOY: "Ya think?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

THE NEW CHINA COLONY SYNDROME

 

[Alrik]

McCoy: "That green blooded sonofabitch. Even in a situation like this, he looks radiant."

Scotty: "Aye doctor. Ye could almost say he's glowing."

 

[Alrik]

Carol: "...can I cook, or can't I?"

McCoy: "Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's all very impressive. But where the hell's the bar?"

 

[Nebusj]

``And then, in the next stage of the Genesis Project, we install little windmills along the putting course.''

Feischer Studios 3000 presents Betty Boop 3000 In ... The Old Android Of The Mountain.

``Spock! Stop letting out the Ark of the Covenant!''