Movie Caption Contest #93: The Return of Special FX, Part One!

[Rat Boy]

Worf: "Remember, everyone, if Captain Sisko asks, that big hole in the nacelle was there when we left Deep Space Nine."

 

[Candlelight]

Munted fan-favourite Akira Class vessel in 3... 2... 1....

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Hurry Scotty; John and Kate Plus Eight is almost on and I forgot to set the DVR."

Scotty: "How that bloody wanker can stand that Kate I'll never know."

 

[SeerSGB]

Defiant: Hi, I'm a Mac. We have this new thing call Itorp, of course you'll have to have Itorp account and it'll only fire on other Itorp users.

Miranda: I'm a Commodore 64 ~gets stuck in "goto/print/run" loop~ I'm a Commodore 64...I'm a Commodore 64...I'm a Commodore 64....I'm a Commodore 64....

Borg: We are PC. Firewalls and spyware sweeps are futile. Your peripherals and browsers will adapt to service us!

Akira: I'm a Linux box...fuck all you all, I'm going to burning Vulcan.

 

[cooleddie74]

AKIRA-CLASS CAPTAIN:"Nothing's working, Admiral!!

Shall we beam the nude photos of Admiral Cooleddie into space for them to assimilate?"

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Don't worry, sir.

We'll get all the wee grain and scratches out of the ship when we digitally remaster her."

 

[Rat Boy]

SCOTTY:"Don't worry, sir.

We'll get all the wee grain and scratches out of the ship when we digitally remaster her."

Kirk: "Just don't turn her blue. I ain't riding around in something that looks the same color as an Andorian's ass."

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"Don't worry, sir.

We'll get all the wee grain and scratches out of the ship when we digitally remaster her."

Kirk: "Just don't turn her blue. I ain't riding around in something that looks the same color as an Andorian's ass."

SCOTTY:"Pea-soup green with little metallic flecks it is, sir. I'll have the Workbees get on it right away!"

 

[Alrik]

Kirk: "Nice and white, shiney, and clean, eh Scotty."

Scott: "Aye, sir. That she is. (Wish ye could keep er that way.)"

Kirk: "What was the Mr Scott?"

Scott: "Erm. Nuttin. Nuttin at all sir."

 

[Alrik]

Han: "I have a bad feeling about this."

 

[Alrik]

Ben: "That's no moon. It's a space station."

Han: "Why thank you Captain Obvious. I am awed by your tremendous insight.Tell me, are there any other nuggets of brilliance you'd like to share?"

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Ben: "That's no moon. It's a space station."

Han: "Why thank you Captain Obvious. I am awed by your tremendous insight.Tell me, are there any other nuggets of brilliance you'd like to share?"

Ben: "That's no NX Class. It's an Akira."

 

[Rat Boy]

Ben: "That's no moon. It's a space station."

Han: "Why thank you Captain Obvious. I am awed by your tremendous insight.Tell me, are there any other nuggets of brilliance you'd like to share?"

Ben: "That's no NX Class. It's an Akira."

Han: "It's too big to be an Akira."

Ben: "Clearly you didn't read the DS9 technical manual or Ex Astris Scientia's article on the subject."

Han: "No reward is worth this."

 

[Candlelight]

Defiant Lower Decks Ensign #1: "Man that ship is huge... the Borg must really be compensating for something"
Defiant Lower Decks Ensign #2: "Ah, so that's why Worf smiles whenever he's in charge of this ship"

 

[John Picard]

Kirk: "Aren't the bigger ships supposed to be in the right lane?"

Scotty: "Aye, but sometimes you get one who wants to hang in the left lane for a while.I'll just flash the lights so he knows we want to pass."

 

[cooleddie74]

AKIRA CAPTAIN:"Looks like I picked a bad day to quit Space Amphetamines."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"I thought you said she had spinning rims."

SCOTTY:"Went overbudget, Admiral. Wee finance problem. But we put an extra pair of woofers on the bridge if that helps make up for it!"

 

[Mistral]

"Gentleman? Uh, gentlemen, the camera's back here!"

 

[cooleddie74]

"We'll have to dock her gently, Admiral...or we'll tear a massive hole in the bloody greenscreen backdrop."

 

[Shatmandu]

Kirk: "I got us a Deltan."
Scotty: "As if one bald horndog wasn't bad enough."
Kirk: "You said that out loud, you know."