Movie Caption Contest #93: The Return of Special FX, Part One!

[Shatmandu]

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Kirk: "I still say putting a big '69' on both sides would've been bitchin'."

Kirk: "I assigned some asshole to hang around and wave at us as we leave. Told him not to go inside until I said to."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "What is it with this guy? He's got the green light and he's just sitting there. And his trunk's open."

Scotty: "He's tying up traffic all the way out of the tunnel."

 

[Candlelight]

Unbeknownst to many Star Trek fans, ILM actually hid more than just the Millennium Falcon in the Borg battle scene.

 

[Nerys Myk]

KIRK: Hit fastforward, this part's long and boring.

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY:"She'll look even more defined and detailed once we fly past the bloody greenscreen."

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"No need to take forever, Scotty.

Seriously. I gotta go pee...BAD.

Can you just dock us in the nearest airlock before I have a damned accident in here?!"

This year...Ye Olde Renaissance Faire comes with thermonuclear firepower.

BORG QUEEN:"Meh.

I was hoping for a reception that was a little more...I dunno...upbeat."

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Guy: "It's safe to stand next to a rocket full of antimatter taking off at full throttle, right?"

 

[Candlelight]

"You bastard! We had to scrounge pieces of aluminium sheeting for our bar and shelters and you horded all the titanium for your ^%$#@@&* rocket!"

 

[26138]

Kirk: All I said was "is there any way we can make the saucer section look more like a sombrero?"

 

[Nerys Myk]

"We'd better get this underground, before those damn dirty apes see it."

 

[DimesDan]

Kirk: Where the hell is my ship Mister Scott?

Scotty: I got no idea Admiral, I was just following the guy infront! But she does have some ample necelles.

Kirk: That she has, that she has.

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Kirk: "What a piece a junk""
Scott: "She'll make point five past light speed. I've made a lot of modifications maself, but we're rushed for time, so if ye'll just get aboard."

 

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "What a piece a junk""
Scott: "She'll make point five past light speed. I've made a lot of modifications maself, but we're rushed for time, so if ye'll just get aboard."

Canontrooper: "Stop that ship! Blast 'em!"

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"I'd like to give the Enterprise MY warp core. And I mean that in a completely sexual way."

 

[John Picard]

The result of the Borg Cube sewage system backup turned out to be a great advantage for the Federation Forces.

 

[cooleddie74]

Best.

KISS.

Show.

Ever.

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"Which is the nacelle with the minibar?"

 

[Alrik]

Scott: "What a big ship."

Kirk: "Not so big as her Chief Engineer, I must say."

Scott: "Alright baldy, enough with the fat jokes."

 

[Alrik]

"There goes the neighborhood."

 

[Candlelight]

Captain of Miranda-Class: "It's a good thing Starfleet invested all that time and money in building the Defiant. Here she comes! Take that you Borg- oh they lost shields and weapons... and now they're evacuating. Well that was pointless"