Movie Caption Contest #93: The Return of Special FX, Part One!
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Race ya ta 50 Nerys!
"...and Spock was like 'I bet you lose it facing off against the Klingons' and I was like 'no way it's practically a new ship, we're more likely to run into an old enemy like Kang or Khan or someone' and he was like 'over my dead body' and I was like 'whoa!' and he was..."
Scotty hated these little journeys with Kirk.
And thus began World War Four, the one that hardly ever gets a mention by short-sighted sci fi writers.
Khan: "Fuck this, lets just go after Kirk instead"
"...and Spock was like 'I bet you lose it facing off against the Klingons' and I was like 'no way it's practically a new ship, we're more likely to run into an old enemy like Kang or Khan or someone' and he was like 'over my dead body' and I was like 'whoa!' and he was..."
Scotty hated these little journeys with Kirk.
And thus began World War Four, the one that hardly ever gets a mention by short-sighted sci fi writers.
Khan: "Fuck this, lets just go after Kirk instead"
Kirk thought his practical joke was pretty good until he saw Scotty's.
Scotty: "Wait... this is the driver's side? I thought it was the passenger's side."
Kirk: (Sigh)
Scotty: "Can we switch?"
Kirk: "Shut up and drive you fat, lazy Scottish bastard."
Explosive diarrhea... IN THE 24TH AND A HALF CENTUUUUUUUUURY!!!!!
Scotty: Why don't we take one more pass Admiral?
Kirk: No! If we don't dock, the music will never stop!
Scotty: Don't worry Sir, I'm sure there won't be long music scenes once we get to V'Ger.
Quagmire: To answer your question, something like that.
Worf: Forget the Borg! Find the Millenium Falcon, it's time to prove I'm waaaay cooler than Chewbacca!
Lando Calrissian: "YEE-HAW!!"
(Cue Ewok party and Christian Haydensen CANON VIOLATION)
Bukkake... IN THE 24TH AND A HALF CENTUUUUUUUUURY!!!!!
SCOTT: One more time around, sir?
KIRK: You've forgotten where the airlocks are again, haven't you?
SCOTT: Aye...
When Cochrane finally gave them the finger, he really went all out.
HAN: Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star, or bounce too close to another franchise and that'd... shit.
Whoa, I won? Wow, thanks. 
Between this and my recent DS9 Caption That win, I'm starting to think I may actually have a sense of humour or something...
SCOTTY: "What do you say, Admiral? Once more around, for old times' sake?"
KIRK: "Scotty, I really don't think Mr. Goldsmith can keep this up for much longer. Dock the shuttle, NOW."
It never fails: you get up early to watch the beautiful sunrise, and there's some jerk wearing an over-sized novelty missile hat blocking everyone's view.
Tired of these constant Borg attacks, Starfleet decided that enough was enough: they sent Captain Robau into the cube, where he proceeded to terminate the Borg Queen, set off an explosion from the inside, and launch himself to the nearest ship, open its cargo bay doors, and climb in -- all within three minutes.
The Borg were never heard from in this galaxy again.
Between this and my recent DS9 Caption That win, I'm starting to think I may actually have a sense of humour or something...
SCOTTY: "What do you say, Admiral? Once more around, for old times' sake?"
KIRK: "Scotty, I really don't think Mr. Goldsmith can keep this up for much longer. Dock the shuttle, NOW."
It never fails: you get up early to watch the beautiful sunrise, and there's some jerk wearing an over-sized novelty missile hat blocking everyone's view.
Tired of these constant Borg attacks, Starfleet decided that enough was enough: they sent Captain Robau into the cube, where he proceeded to terminate the Borg Queen, set off an explosion from the inside, and launch himself to the nearest ship, open its cargo bay doors, and climb in -- all within three minutes.
The Borg were never heard from in this galaxy again.
Kirk: "Yes, Mr. Scott, she's a beautiful ship. Now let's find the Enterprise. I've got a planet to save."
Scott: "Uh... Aye, sir." <updates life insurance policy>
dude in scarecrow hat: "I'm taking this to the board. That is so against the deed restrictions!"
Riker: "Captain, it appears our attempt to trick the Borg into upgrading to Vista has worked."
Scotty: "Suh, permission to tell that loon and his two robots in the front row to stop making snarky remarks about the movie?"
Narrator: "In one of the countless billions of galaxies in the universe, lies a medium-sized star, and one of its satellites, a green and insignificant planet, is now dead."
Han: "Chewie, we were trying to help out at the Battle of Yavin, not Sector 001. Jeez, her worshipfulness is never going to let me forget this one."
Kirk: Scotty, how come we can't enter through the big already opened back door? Sulu entered from the back door! Why can't we enter from the back door?
Scotty: He's a special case Captain.
Kirk: "I never get tired of looking at her. I could do this for hours."
Scotty: "We will."
Kirk: "Really? He's that bad? Well, I'm sure you and Commander Sonak can patch up any bad blood there is between the two of you."
Scotty, looking askance, smirking: "Aye. It wun't be a problem ever again, Sir ..."
Kirk: "I hope its got that "new starship" smell. Do you think it has that "new starship" smell, Scotty? I love that "new starship" smell."
Scotty: *rolls eyes*
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