Movie Caption Contest #91: The Worst of Both Worlds

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: My god, Jim. They've replaced us down there with better looking, younger actors! An aussie playing me; I'm a doctor, not a kangaroo chaser!
Kirk: Fire the rockets!

Spock: "Doctor, forgive me but you appear to be a dipshit that doesn't understand the true heritage of an actor."
McCoy: "Wha-"
Spock: "The younger actor portraying you is clearly a New Zealander, and someone called Candlelight will have words with anyone that disagrees with that"
McCoy: "Sor-"

*Spock drops McCoy*

( )

Spock: "Meh, the fuck I care? I'm still in the new movie, anyway."

*Spock drops Kirk*

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: My god, Jim. They've replaced us down there with better looking, younger actors! An aussie playing me; I'm a doctor, not a kangaroo chaser!
Kirk: Fire the rockets!

Spock: "Doctor, forgive me but you appear to be a dipshit that doesn't understand the true heritage of an actor."
McCoy: "Wha-"
Spock: "The younger actor portraying you is clearly a New Zealander, and someone called Candlelight will have words with anyone that disagrees with that"
McCoy: "Sor-"

*Spock drops McCoy*

( )

Spock: "Meh, the fuck I care? I'm still in the new movie, anyway."

*Spock drops Kirk*

Teamwork!

 

[Nerys Myk]

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: Ah! I just shat my pants and I forgot to put on my depends!

 

[Candlelight]

"Data always sang that tune... oh what was it..."
"Maybe it was-"
"FUCK UP, I'M THINKING"

 

[Candlelight]

Crusher: "Does this tastes like Rohitnol to you?"
Picard: "Er..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Riker (thinking): Can we hurry this up? I do have a ship to command, you know.

 

[Bad Atom]

Shatner, Nimoy and Kelley watch in horror as their collective dignity plummets down the shaft.

 

[Skywalker]

William Shatner (on DVD commentary): "Now, see, here I was thinking--well, I thought that at this point in the film, we could use a little--ah, hell with it. Do you have any idea how much money I got for this piece of crap?"

Data: "Sir, I highly recommend we vacate the area immediately. According to my scans, this is bat country."

After dealing with Baird for a few days, the cast came up with a new pre-shooting ritual on the set of Nemesis.

 

[John Picard]

Data: "Captain, according to my calculations, we can only stuff one more dead hooker into the Argo's storage bin."

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Yahoooooooooo! Just like fucking Maxia Zeta, eh slick?"

Data: "I was in junior high, dickhead."

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Picard: Now that the toast is out of the way, we may now commence running a train on Mr. Worf.
Worf: Yes-- um, whut?!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

"...I know this ship like the back of me hand! Wait... when did I lose me finger?" *CLANG!*

"Dammit Bones, three days later and those beans of yours are STILL potent."

"Captain, if you get to be Vin Diesel and I'm Paul Walker, then I am setting my emotion chip to 'Fast AND Furious.'"

 

[cooleddie74]

SCOTTY(banging head on bulkhead): "WHY the bloody hell did I decide to come on this horrible mission?! ACH!!!"

DATA:"Tricorder scans show the native atmosphere contains dangerously high levels of camera filters and trickery, sir. I suggest we get back to the Enterprise where there is much more believable mood lighting."

Group suicide by food poison.

The only surefire away to avoid a NEMESIS 2.

 

[cooleddie74]

DATA:"Where are heading, sir?"

PICARD:"Hell. Or obscurity. Depends on which review of the film you read, Mister Data!!"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Scotty: I know this ship like the head of my penis.
BONG!

 

[cooleddie74]

"I know this ship like a woman's va..."

(*CLUNK*)

 

[Candlelight]

"I know this ship like the back of me feet. Oh wait - I haven't seen me feet in-"

*C*L*A*N*G*

 

[Gertch]

Picard: "Mr Worf, where did you get the blood for the wine?"
Worf: "Dr Crusher."
Bev: "You don't see that little snit Wesley around do you?"
*Everyone laughs and drinks up*

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Riker: Pfft. Chauteau Picard. What an insufferable prick. He serves this shit at any function. He wouldn't know a good wine if it came up and sat on his big ass dome of a head. I can't wait until I get to the Titan... I'm not going to miss this piss-water...

Picard: What were you saying, Number One?

Riker: Delicious wine, sir.