Riker: Here's to the end of a 24/7/365 video record of our every waking activity.
All: Hear hear!
Picard: Worst decision I ever made.
Worf: Enough chat. Bring on the interns.
Movie Caption Contest #91: The Worst of Both Worlds
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Riker: Here's to the end of a 24/7/365 video record of our every waking activity.
All: Hear hear!
Picard: Worst decision I ever made.
Worf: Enough chat. Bring on the interns.
Data: Captain, you may want to veer to the left. There is a plot hole three-point-six meters to the right of us.
Jimmy Doohan's reaction after reading the script for ST:V.
McCoy: "THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CORVETTE?!!"
Kirk: "Um....oops."
Spock: "Probably shouldn't have showed you that part..."
Data: "I am not certain that I understand the concept Sir. Only 5 points for little old ladies, but 10 for teenagers."
Picard: "Watch and learn, Mr. Data. Watch and learn."
Stewart: "A toaste, my friends. At least this trainwreck is finally in the can."
Dorn: "Here, here. Well at least we know they've hit an all time low with ending a run."
Frakes: "Uh, Mike. I just got the script for 'These Are The Voyages'. Wrong."
RIKER:"To Data.
And to the two hundred credits I'll never get back from that albino robot bastard for that poker match he lost."
"I know this ship like the G-spot on a woman!"
(*Clunk*)
KIRK:"I sure to hell hope that's pudding."
"Permission to throw myself violently from the vehicle so as to avoid being in the rest of the movie, sir?"
Scotty: "I know this ship like the treadmill in me quarters ..."
*CONK!*
The warning label reads "two fat fucks or one fat fuck and a skinny drunk."
Data: "I did not think this is what you meant when you asked if you 'could get a little head in the dune buggy,' Captain."
"I know this ship like a good diet plan and bar of soap!"
(*Clunk*)
SPOCK:"One of you needs to lay off the marshmelons.
Fat ass."
DATA:"Is this what old Earth humans used to call 'Drag Queening,' sir?"
PICARD:"Nope. Not even close."
Spoiler joke for the new Trek movie> Warning:
Kirk: "Spock... what is that thing coming towards us... it looks like a temporal rift... why do I suddenly have the urge to drive my car off a cliff?"
McCoy: "And why do I want to go to New Zealand all of a sudden?"
Spock: "Er..."
Kirk: "Spock... what is that thing coming towards us... it looks like a temporal rift... why do I suddenly have the urge to drive my car off a cliff?"
McCoy: "And why do I want to go to New Zealand all of a sudden?"
Spock: "Er..."
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Data: Captain, I beleave that gentleman is trying to ask us if we have any Grey Poupon.
"Captain, why is that starship being built on the ground over there? I mean shouldn't it be-"
"This is Nemesis, Data. Very shortly I'm going to meet my clone which looks nothing like me as a younger man"
"Point taken"
I know this ship like I know Uhura's menstrual cycle *clang*
Data: Now ease out on the clutch - <flywheel screeches> put it all the way in gear! Clutch! Clutch! Stop revving the accelerator!
Picard: Data, perhaps now would be a good time to turn off your emotion chip.
Data: It is off, you incompetent moron!
The magnetic metal plate in his head haunted Scotty for the rest of his life...
Data: "Captain, I still think we should pull over and ask for directions!"
Picard: (chuckling) "Oh, no, Data, that wouldn't be very manly now, would it?"
Data: "But sir, this does not look anything like New York!"
The Enterprise AA Chapter was a dismal failure due to a lack of sponsors.
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