Movie Caption Contest #91: The Worst of Both Worlds

[Rat Boy]

Kirk: "Quick! Keep posting or else we'll fall all the way to the bottom!"

 

[Candlelight]

"Hello? ANYBODY THERE?!? I've been three hours glued to this feckin' thing and me poor forehead cannae take much more of it"

Spock: "Captain, I believe your phaser is poking me in my backside"
Kirk: "But I'm not wearing a phaser?"
Spock: "Uh.... oh..."

"Captain, upon arrival at the window I would like to request an enlarged meat sandwich, sliced potatoe pieces and a flavoured effervescent liquid. Oh and if requested, I would like an upgrade"

"Drink up everyone, the comet's almost here"

 

[LeadHead]

Shatner took offense when Nimoy said that he was the superior director.

"OnStarFleet, how can we help you Captain Picard?"

Picard: Mr. Worf, thank you for Providing the wine of this occaision.
Worf: It is bloodwine.
Riker: What vintage?
Worf: The Reman Prisoner in the corridor, 20 minutes ago.

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: It would appear the Doctor was wrong. I can not detect any changes to your genetalia.

 

[Nerys Myk]

SPOCK: Relax, if we time this right, Mr Scott will break our fall.

 

[Rat Boy]

Picard: "Remember that planet where everyone thought I was God? What was it called, Minnetonka? Ah, good times, good times."

 

[Mistral]

Scotty was a dedicated engineer. Unable to find a hammer, he chose to straighten out the bent support beams with his forehead.

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

McCoy: My god, Jim. They've replaced us down there with better looking, younger actors! An aussie playing me; I'm a doctor, not a kangaroo chaser!
Kirk: Fire the rockets!

 

[Triskelion]

Captain, there are no "chicks" on the entire planet.

She's listing to port! Quick, Captain, vent the burrito!

 

[BriGuy]

I do not believe I understand the reference, captain. Just what is the "Roadkill Cafe?"

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: The unsafe velocities and erratic maneuvers may cause Mr. Worf to discharge his undigested midday meal onto the both of us.

 

[Shatmandu]

Data: "Are we there yet?"
(Worf reaches up, snaps Data's neck.)
Worf: "Sorry, sir."
Picard: "No, no, I appreciate that."

 

[Shatmandu]

"*CONK!*"
<Scotty falls.>
<Random crewman approaches cautiously, checks Scotty's pulse, then steals his wallet.>

Data: "I am glad we did not allow Mister Worf to 'ride bitch'."

Data: "He's fidgetting again ..."
<Date turns, adjusts straps on Worf's car seat.>

 

[Rat Boy]

Data: "I fail to see the need to cut off and speed ahead of every Prius we come across on this road, sir."

 

[Gertch]

Spock: "That was indeed close captain."
Kirk: "I've never seen Sulu so aroused."

Crusher: "Hmmm, a little bitter. What do you call this Worf."
Worf (pretending to drink): "Captain maker."

 

[Nerys Myk]

DATA: And the significance of the female silhouettes on the mudflaps?

 

[cooleddie74]

Aye, lads.

Scotch can be a WEE fickle mistress in high amounts.

DATA:"I think you just passed the 7-11, sir.

Sir?"

 

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"How the hell can your bowels even PRODUCE that much, Spock?!?!?"

WORF:"Nice wake.

Great booze."

 

[John Picard]

Data: "I believe that our running the toll booth has caught local Law Enforcement's attention, Captain."

 

[Candlelight]

McCoy: My god, Jim. They've replaced us down there with better looking, younger actors! An aussie playing me; I'm a doctor, not a kangaroo chaser!
Kirk: Fire the rockets!

Spock: "Doctor, forgive me but you appear to be a dipshit that doesn't understand the true heritage of an actor."
McCoy: "Wha-"
Spock: "The younger actor portraying you is clearly a New Zealander, and someone called Candlelight will have words with anyone that disagrees with that"
McCoy: "Sor-"

*Spock drops McCoy*

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