Movie Caption Contest #91: The Worst of Both Worlds

[Triskelion]

Data: We wait here three hours with a flat tire and now you tell me you called AA?
B4's head in console: Dayamn!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Data: Perhaps we should've turned left at Albuquerque. This does not resemble Pismo Beach at all.

 

[cooleddie74]

"I know this ship like the soft netherregions of a teenage girl."

(*Clunk*)

DATA:"Inquiry, sir...

The term...Epic Fail?!"

 

[cooleddie74]

SPOCK:"All in all...I'd rather be in a time-traveling jellyfish ship running from a tattooed Romulan."

 

[Captain Crow]

I know this ship like Sulu bumps uglies with a woman! (BWONG!)

(Scotty falls to the floor then the bulkhead falls on him.)

Voice off camera: HA! HA!

 

[cooleddie74]

Scotty wasn't lying, yo.

He gave great head.

 

[Captain Crow]

Sometimes Scotty was so horny he'd ram is head into the nearest thing to get his rocks off.

 

[cooleddie74]

"...and for my next wee trick, I'll discern what the bloody bulkhead is thinkin' !"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SCOTTY: Its times like these I wish I was my assistant from Delta Vega

 

[Captain Crow]

We've secretly replaced this bulkhead with Folgers Crystals. Let's see if Mr. Scott can tell the difference!

The standard reaction of someone listening to "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins".

 

[Rat Boy]

Stewart: "Here's to the shit load of residules we're getting from Sci-Fi and AMC this weekend."

 

[Triskelion]

Picard: That's right men, get good and lubricated. Then we'll get the phaser rifles.
Geordi: Who we going after this time, Captain?
Picard: Spoilers. If he even says "It's got the Enterprise" we ventilate him.
Troi: Lock and load, bitches.
Riker: Good body. Bitter aftertaste. <drinks> The wine's good too.
Crusher: Pigs.
Worf: I will break in my new mek'leth on the skull of some hapless bbser. And then I will eat his entrails with hot sauce.
Geordi: I just hope my Reading Rainbow fans aren't watching, cause I'm about to get illiterate up in here.

 

[LeadHead]

Data: Captain, perhaps I should drive, your eyesight is beginning to fail.
Picard: I can see just fine Data...

Later...

Picard: We have gathered today to mourn the loss of my Drivers Licence.

 

[Rat Boy]

Scotty: "They put this here because of the beagle thing, didn't they?"

 

[cooleddie74]

STEWART:"To the new Abrams movie.

And getting even by banning all copies of MI:3."

 

[Candlelight]

Geordi honoured Data's final wish of getting trashed at his wake, even if he lost some respect with the rest of the command staff.