Movie Caption Contest #88: Bring Out Your Dead

[Rat Boy]

Medusan ambassador (in the box): "See, see? This is why people shouldn't look at us; you'll gouge your eyes out!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Worf: "Hmm. Name tag says 'Outpost4.' This explains a lot."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Looks like the poor bastards saw NIGHT OF THE LEPUS, Jim."

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF:"Classic textbook signs of exposure to Cooleddie74 captions, sir.

They never stood a chance of survival."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Someone made a movie that contradicted cannon, Jim."

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "Someone made a movie that contradicted cannon, Jim."

Corpse: "It's spelt canon."

McCoy: phasers corpse to make sure

 

[cooleddie74]

"This can't have happened too long ago, Jim.

Residual checks haven't kicked in yet."

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF:"Bukkakked by the Heinz ketchup man, sir."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Someone made a movie that contradicted cannon, Jim."

Corpse: "It's spelt canon."

McCoy: phasers corpse to make sure

Cannon: "Someone made a movie that contradicted ME!"


(Remember when TV detectives could be fat, gassy gits in zipper-sweaters?)

 

[Shatmandu]

Worf: "The suicide note says, 'Kirk wasn't shown to be a walking stack of books,' Sir."

 

[Candlelight]

Riker: "Worf, I know you're hungry but we'll get food as soon as we- did... did you just put tabasco sauce on that dead ensign?"
Worf: "Er..."

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Well here's the problem, someone idiot strung a tripwire up there."

 

[Candlelight]

"Careful Mr Worf, ensign Vasquez is not only badly injured but also photo-sensitive - any bright light shone in his face might kill him"
"Er..."

 

[Rat Boy]

Isaac Hayes (singing): "Who's the Klingon private dick that's the sex machine with all the chicks?"

Back-up singers: "WORF!"

Isaac Hayes: "You're damn right!"

 

[LeadHead]

McCoy: We got here in time Jim!
Kirk: You can save them?
McCoy: What? Hell no! It's not up on FailBlog yet!

 

[Mistral]

Worf: "Hmm, I think I know why we haven't seen Emilio Estevez in any movies lately."

 

[Triskelion]

Worf: Yes I'll marry you! You've made me the happiest girl in all of Q'onoS!
Dax: Oh no he ditn't!
K'Ehleyr: You ain't marryin' that dead fool, fool!

 

[Hedbergian]

Riker: Worf. ... WORF? You've been staring at him for the last five minutes.
Worf: Is it just me, or is anyone else getting really hungry?

 

[cooleddie74]

WORF:"Over here, sir!!

I found k.d. lang.

Bad news."

 

[cooleddie74]

"Looks like they were browsing Baba threads, Jim.

Poor devils must have been dead within minutes."