Movie Caption Contest #88: Bring Out Your Dead

[Nerys Myk]

WORF: Wow, I didn't know they still made pop cans with ring pulls!

 

[Nerys Myk]

MCCOY: Haul 'em up fast. Jim will be here any second and we gotta make it look like it was Khans fault!

 

[Mistral]

Worf: "I know I said, 'Hold the grenade.' I just thought you'd let me get my finger out of the pin ring first."

 

[Mistral]

McCoy: "Yeah, fine, more dead people. Anything good up in that attic? An old coin collection or maybe some first edition classics? Look around, maybe there's a lost Picasso or something!"

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

McCoy: "Rigor hasn't set in. This couldn't have happened too long ago."

Horatio Caine: "Then it looks like...

*puts on sunglasses*

"...they're at the end of their rope."

Roger Daltry: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

If Tony Scott and Ed Wood had a baby, he would create CSI: Miami.

Worst pile of steaming dogshit on television.

Joe, removing sunglasses, squinting just off-camera

Wasn't Gary Sinise supposed to play Doctor McCoy at one point?

 

[Captain Crow]

McCoy: Most people hang mistletoe in the doorway at christmas time.

 

[Shatmandu]

Worf: "I can't want to send out a Tweet about this! Everyone cares about me!"

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "Didn't these people know it's dangerous to get high before you take the Funions down from the top shelf?"

 

[Captain Crow]

McCoy: A reenactment of a Three Stooges short has gone horribly wrong Jim.

 

[Shatmandu]

Little-known cut scene from The Wrath of Khan:

McCoy: "You hung them with your genetically-engineered, super-long penis, Khan? I'll let you escape this one time, you magnificent bastard."

 

[Captain Crow]

The Epic Double Dutch Jump Rope Championship Disaster of 2286

 

[Triskelion]

McCoy: Reception any clearer Jim?
Kirk: Almost got it Bones! One more dead Ensign ought to do it.
Scotty: That Sanjaya is a wee dreamboot.

Don't answer the communicator in the middle of my sentence.

 

[Captain Crow]

The guy with the red paint that is suppose to be blood on his face: Dude, you need a breath mint!

 

[Rat Boy]

McCoy: "Well, they've been packed with ice, so they're still good for about a day."

Worf: "I told you to stop saying my forehead looks like a fanny."

 

[Shatmandu]

Worf: "Next time I tell you to call it a 'warrior's mark' and not a 'tramp stamp', maybe you'll listen.

 

[Captain Crow]

Guy in a very strained voice: Can you move your knee, it's crushing my nads.

 

[John Picard]

Worf: "I believe this is the point where I say, 'You got knocked *the fuck out*'."


**Friday, Next Friday, Friday After Next

 

[S'kai]

McCoy: The Fashion Police were pretty thorough this time around. It was a good thing we were out chasing V'ger when we had those old uniforms on.

 

[John Picard]

McCoy (shouting): "It was horrendous. The sewage system backed up, Ensign Parker lit a match and *BOOM*, there was toilet paper and shit flying everywhere."

 

[Shatmandu]

McCoy: "I'm glad these assholes killed themselves ..."