McCoy was shocked. Khan's men had attacked his favourite harp and only one string was left intact. In utter despair, he tried to play his favourite tune on the rope holding a dead guy.
Movie Caption Contest #88: Bring Out Your Dead
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McCoy was shocked. Khan's men had attacked his favourite harp and only one string was left intact. In utter despair, he tried to play his favourite tune on the rope holding a dead guy.
"Jim, this one was just too heavy to lift; I think I just shit myself"
"But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is the... What the? What are these guys doing here?"
Atavachron
"The urban legends ARE true, Jim.
They all soiled themselves at the moment of death!"
Emilio Estevez.
He died as he lived. Covered in blood and wearing courdoroy.
McCoy: Damn it Jim! I'm a doctor, not a bellringer! Who the hell do you think I am Quasimodo?
"Looks like they sat through NEMESIS, Jim.
I don't think we'll find a single survivor."
"Victims of the BBS shipper wars, Jim.
Looks like most of 'em were for Trip/T'Pol."
"No Jim, old age. They died waiting for the next caption contest"
A multi Cap:
Kirk: Bones! We don't have time to deal with them! Khan is on the loose!
McCoy: Where do we send them?
Kirk: Don't you mean When?
Worf: Worf to Riker.
Riker: Go Ahead.
Worf: I found where the smell was coming from. There's a sign reading: "Thanks for taking care of this for me, send the bill to Spock."
Kirk: Bones! We don't have time to deal with them! Khan is on the loose!
McCoy: Where do we send them?
Kirk: Don't you mean When?
Worf: Worf to Riker.
Riker: Go Ahead.
Worf: I found where the smell was coming from. There's a sign reading: "Thanks for taking care of this for me, send the bill to Spock."
Why you should always pick your medical staff for away teams carefully...
"Cause of death looks like a sharp laceration to the jugular vein. Multiple head wounds from blunt objects, internal injuries and possibly raped as well."
"Man go night-night"
"Cause of death looks like a sharp laceration to the jugular vein. Multiple head wounds from blunt objects, internal injuries and possibly raped as well."
"Man go night-night"
"What part of 'enough of your jibber-jabber' don't you get, fool?"
I'm sorry, but - you were literally up in my grill.
Why you should always pick your medical staff for away teams carefully...
"Cause of death looks like a sharp laceration to the jugular vein. Multiple head wounds from blunt objects, internal injuries and possibly raped as well."
McCoy: "Whoops! My bad, that last bit was post-mortem. Know anything about that, Jim?"
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